We may not be going out, but I'm going in.
@Time Traveler, *porn music*
@Time Traveler, *yells "aaaahhh" at gradually increasing tones*
@Time Traveler, *2 minutes later* OK, lets go out now
@Time Traveler, plot twist, it's your sister
@hxb, *bad plot twist*
@Time Traveler, sir, that comment deserves a high-five✋
@D0N RAM0N, *High fives D0N RAM0N*
@Time Traveler, excuse me sir... That's my job
@The Credible Hulk, I'm gradually increasing via the southern hemisphere of my body
@Time Traveler, I'm so happy I made the 100th like
@Dyslexic Unicorn, Thanks, I'm glad you got to be the hundredth like too
@Time Traveler, you win comic if the month *cheers from crowds* here is your medal. *waits for medaldilivryboy*
@Time Traveler, anally or vaginally or both?
Can't tell if he doesn't want people to see or sexy time.
@Elite Four Drake, did you get a boner? Then you know the answer.
@Elite Four Drake, Why not both? *insert Mexican music*
@Elite Four Drake, it's definitely both.
@Elite Four Drake, or he broke up with her
@Elite Four Drake, my initial thought was he doesnt want people to see her
@The Nopemeister, Mexican music isn't the only thing being inserted ;) #rampill
@Elite Four Drake, or hes her father
@Elite Four Drake, sexy time. The answer is always sexy time
@Elite Four Drake, both?
@Reggie Rowe, its 82508, it made me space it
@Reggie Rowe, you should go to all these pics and write #fappable That way we can search that for maximum enjoyment. Hopefully it doesn't turn into another "you're welcome" debacle.
@Reggie Rowe, 83720!!!
@Reggie Rowe, I just done diddly did it
@JackoftheDead, perfect idea. I love you. And i did it.
Because *puts on sunglasses* we're going in...
@GiftedFlatulence, your name goes perfectly with tgis picture.
Looks like she's smuggling watermelons DAMN!!!
Do she got da booty?
@MisterSir, she don't got the skivies! That's for darn sure
@MisterSir, SHE DOOO!!!
Swiggity mother fvckin' swooty.
Guys, I have a confession to make. I'm... addicted to booty
Lets just take a minute to admire this picture
Sorry guys, but that photo is photoshopped, I've seen the before picture, and it isn't nearly so bootylicious
Hey everyone, I know most of you won't believe me or care but I'm committing suicide today. I don't know I just feel like I should write it somewhere, sorry if you're upset by this
@Infinite Craps, that's a stupid thing to do. Death is so permanent. Whatever trials or tribulations you are going thru to put you in the position where you would want to end your life, it's nothing more than a transitional thing and will inevitably pass in time. Tell me, what is it that tasks you so?
@Infinite Craps, I care. I care immensely. I want you to understand stand this. Don't you dare be selfish enough to kill yourself. Think of your loved ones and pain that they'd have to endure. I'll say this again- I CARE! Fight the pain of life. Don't allow yourself to be defeated; not just for yourself, but for everyone.
@Darkblaze, life just feels like more of a task now than it's worth, I literally have nothing left, no friends, no family, no pets, nothing. I'm just living day by day in depression and what's the point? Life? All this will be over in death anyways, which is inevitable
@I Hid Your Remote, that's the thing though, there's no one left to be pained by my death
@Infinite Craps, If you're in the US and would like to talk to someone, please call 1-800-273-8255.
@StuckPixel, I do want to talk to someone, but not someone who will try and talk me out of it. I want to make this my decision and not gain pity from others, there's nothing left living for now. I just wanted to tell someone before I leave
@Infinite Craps, That's not an answer. Look, I've been there when I was younger. I was greatly depressed for no reason at all to the point where I almost killed myself. But as I stood there overlooking a cliff, something dawned upon me. If I were to jump and end it all, that would be the cowards way out. Ya it's true sometimes life sucks, really bad. Heck my house burned down on Valentines Day and I didn't have insurance and I was homeless and had to sleep in the trunk of my car. But you know what? Sometimes life can be great too. There is a whole world out there full of amazing things and amazing people. It's up to you to find them
@Infinite Craps, Me. I'll be left. So will the entire Funny Pics community. I obviously can't stop you, but I'll tell you this: it's up to you to find the purpose in life. It's up to you to find the beauty this world. And lastly, it's up to you to to realize your significance towards the people of this worof. We'll always be here to help you; I'll always be here to help you, but the only way to make it through this chapter of life is to find strength in yourself. I'm sorry you have to go through this, but know that you don't have to walk alone.
@Darkblaze, I'm actually overlooking a cliff right now, and I have tried looking for things to keep going, honestly. But that has just caused even more depression to the point were I'm physically pained just from living. I know I'm a coward and I accept that. Thank you for at least talking to me though, if anything that's the best thing I've had in life for awhile now
@Infinite Craps, look I'm not here to give you pitty. If you truly think your life is so bad that you desire to take it, that is merely your choice and your's alone. But I do hope that you step back from that ledge my friend. And cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in. If you don't want to see me again, I will understand.
@Infinite Craps, Tell me, where do you live?
@Darkblaze, I lived in flower mound, Texas. I may not reply after this, again thank you and I'm sorry to have troubled you
@Infinite Craps, You may not realize it now, but God has more love for you than you could ever realize. Whether or not you're religious, God made a special effort to create you, and would be devastated if you were to take your own life. Taking any life, even your own, is a mortal sin that can't be forgiven if you aren't around to ask forgiveness for it. Heaven is a place of eternal bliss, that you can't decide when you go to. God is the only one who can decide when it's your time to come home, which is why i'm begging you to fight on and find a will to live, so that you can see the beauty in life, and be welcomed into the pearly gates when God decides it's your time, not you.
@Infinite Craps, life may be hard and seem like a chore at times, but once you get through rough times like you're having now, you'll see the best parts of life like love and compassion, but that's all just bonus to what the real prize is. The reason that we suffer through some hard times in life is because once we reach the end, we get to spend forever in a paradise with the one being in the entire universe that will love us unconditionally no matter what we do. You could spit in God's face and he wouldn't love you any less, so please back away from that cliff, and find a will to go on. Because the reward at the end, for driving on through all the crap that gets thrown at you is so insanely amazing, that people are willing to endure the hardships of life to get there. But if you cut your beautiful life short right now, you won't get that reward.
@Infinite Craps, permanent solution to a temporary problem. Theres more to live for man.
@Infinite Craps, hey man, we are all here, the funny pics community! We are all your friends, we care about you. We want to see you make it through the tough times and we are here to help you. I personally would be affected if you went through with it, and the rest of us too would feel the same I believe. So don't think you won't affect anyone. We are all waiting your response to see if you're okay and if Infinite Craps will return :)
@Infinite Craps, I see most of these people are giving you either religious or the "suicide is selfish" spheal (hehe, like the pokemon? If... You're not into pokemon that's cool too.) I only have one question for you, good sir/madam, what are your plans for tomorrow? What do you want to do as a long term goal? Please tell me, I'm very interested. And don't be afraid to dream big because the people with the biggest ambitions have the biggest successes! I know it doesn't mean much, but I'm always here for you whenever you need me personally. I cannot officially speak on behalf of this community, but I'm sure everyone else on here wishes to support you and wants you to know you DO matter. Please sir/madam, consider talking about it before pulling an undoable trigger.
@Infinite Craps, you still alive in there? Hey, remember, all new seasons of alot of shows start in September & August, so atleast stick around to enjoy them with us ;)
@Infinite Craps, So I looked into the local news where you reside. Didn't find anything about anyone dying, so I assume you yet live? Rsvp
@Darkblaze, i saw that you upvoted a comment 15 hours ago, so i'm hoping that means you've decided against what you had planned to do.
@LiquidAIDS, erm.. You have the wrong guy. It's infinite craps
@Darkblaze, my bad, i was talking to him but responded to you by accident
@LiquidAIDS, lol it's all good. I looked at it after you said that and noticed it too. I think we are all relieved he opted not to take his life.
That's not a Buick
Does this dress make my 4ss look fat?
This may literally be the finest booty ever
22 September 2014 #22September2014 #September2014
Is the minecraft server still on? Also does the community have a League chat?
;) #yourewelcome guys
Of course we wouldn't go out. We'd have a discussion about how unsafe it is to have a curling iron that close to the sink.
@Time Traveler, It's bigger on the inside!
Like two fine Christmas hams. I bet you you'd shoot your eye out if you know what I mean.... Lol
Does anyone know who's ass this belongs to. This is important.
Sorry to be a downer, but this pic is photo shopped. You can see the original on many different Chive threads. KCCO
I have that same phone case. Cept mine is special, it has a Lairon sticker on the back.
I'd rather stay in too
Jesus christ guys, would you look at that...she has the old iphone. Neat looking
I don't mean to be crude, but I want to stick my tongue all over that.
At least not until i get da booty
First I must charge my watch
I'd hit it
He wants the B