“I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
@Burt Reynolds, *turns to friends* “What do you guys want?”
Guys shut up I can’t see the menu
"I'll have a number 15."
"Sir, this is McDonald's. Not Burger King."
Seriously though, I do my best in general not to start off ordering with "ummm" but it never works. No matter how much I rehearsed the order before.
What do you sell?
I want an order of 66.