I'm really enjoying these
The cowboy one was smoooooth
These are flipping hilarious
I love the blind guy one
So what day is "fvcking day" because apparently I've been missing it
That last one reminds me of a little story I’ll tell you:
A few years back, Oz gave me a rather high-priority mission: a huntress who had been on an undercover mission for months suddenly stopped reporting in. Fearing the worst, Ozpin sent me to find her and rescue her. I managed to find out that she was being held on the island of Patch, just off the coast of Vale, I managed to free her, but her captors weren’t all that happy to see either of us. We fought off those scumbags for what seemed like hours, but we pulled through in the end. It had been a long day and I had worked up a mighty thirst so I went to the local pub to grab myself a drink. Later, I figured I’d pay a visit to my brother-in-law, Taiyang (but I always just call him Tai) and his two girls, Yang and Ruby, who happened to live on the island.
When I got to their little house, the three of them were playing a card game of some sort - go fish, maybe? I don’t quite remember. [1/2]
@Qrow Branwen, Anyways, one of the first things Tai said to me was, “Qrow, are you drunk again?”
What? Me? Drunk? No, I had a single drink. I was not drunk by any means, but Tai insisted that I was tipsy.
“You’re such an alcoholic,” he said under his breath.
I sat down with them and watched them finish their game, when Yang - who was about 7 or 8 at the time - suddenly asked, “Daddy, why did you call Uncle Qrow an alcoholic?”
Tai asked me to get him a drink. Being a nice guy, I got up to do so, and tripped on the coffee table they were playing cards on.
“That’s why, Yang” he said