...it gets banged more than thought.
Shouldn't have gone in dry
@InsertFunnyUsername, quite relating one picture to every single one! It's uncreative since I can't make a witty comment!
@Possessed Oscar, do you mean quit and why did you say since I? I have only used this reference once so I don't know why it would irritate you
@DontJudgeMeByMySocks, is this the new comment catchphrase now?
@DontJudgeMeByMySocks, i did mean quit and I just was seeing so many comments relating to that other picture, that's why I got angry. I'm sorry
How frequently did everyone actually think it did?
@Kshay, well, I was doing some light research on the subject. It turns out that it's axis is sideways, so it spins more like a ball, less like a top (i.e. less similar to Earth's rotation). Astronomers believe that this was caused by several impacts of large size, or even one huge impact to knock it off axis. So, it turns out that the frequency of pounding is similar to your momma's, which is a lot more than originally thought
@I shjt you not, oh ok. But that's still not a lot
@I shjt you not, POW
@I shjt you not, you reminded me surprise yo mama. That was a glorious 2 weeks that he commented
@SpecialEd Teacher, go look at 94315. My original comment had a shoutout to him
@I shjt you not, are you taking that comment chance from "surprise yo momma"
@TheEpicPie, please see my comment right above yours
My left testicle sure does seem intelligent, telling me about planets and shjt
Lot of pics about anus poundings this update
I guess Uranus is taking it... dry 😎 YEAH
The writer of this article must have waited his whole life to use this headline. Well done.
not my anus!
@Metzger, yessss, Uranus
@I shjt you not, lmao, I love throwback comments, this one was pretty funny, but only you noticed :/
@Metzger, I might have stolen the attention up there. I love throwback comments. When I see someone upvote a random, I'll check it out. That's what led me here.
@I shjt you not, well Thanks for noticing mine, it gave me a laugh
@Metzger, *she thanks me for noticing her anus* anytime, babe
@I shjt you not, I see what you did there, or should I say, WANTED to do there
omg this past weekend I put vodka in sweet tea and couldn't even taste it. I love sweet tea and I may have drank too much. I love this mix now
@I shjt you not, so, you had a Long Island Iced Tea? Yeah, those are good, I never mix my vodka with amything, but I've had it with tea several times
@Metzger, I wouldn't call this a Long Island. I've had them. This was just sweet tea and vodka. No soda water or splash of coke or whatever else they have
@I shjt you not, eh, it really just depends on what bar you're at, some do it different, when I bartended it was just iced tea mixed with 5 types of alcohol & a splash of flavoured syrup for sweetness. I had to ask them if they wanted it regular or specific, because some preferred it like me, with just the vodka & sweetener, I realize that's not the traditional “Long Island,“ but it still does the job ;)
@Metzger, I see. This did the job
@I shjt you not, I'm sure it did. They'll definately sneak up on you, haha
@Metzger, I'm doing strawberry rum and Sonic lemon berry slush to start here in a bit
@I shjt you not, interesting combo, haha. It sounds like a daquiri, but without all the blending & mixing. Have you had a real daquiri before? If not, you should try one. Blend: frozen strawberries, strawberry ice cream & vodka, add Sprite if it's too strong or too thick to blend. VERY tasty :-P
@Metzger, how tasty is it? Would my mouth water? I don't think I have a daiquiri before. I've been doing Sonic slushes with vodka or rum occasionally for a long time. Oh, and how tasty is the daiquiri? 😬
@I shjt you not, very, almost like my jolly rancher, minus the vodka taste tho, lol
@Metzger, I'll think about that if I ever order a daiquiri 👅
@I shjt you not, sounds good
This is why you have to be weary of roofies.
That's what I said
Self induced anal rape