Call Orochimaru to take back his baby back bitch before I cut him
Let my wife break his scrawny ass
@Dephenistrator, bad idea... then she is going to be telling her girlfriends how a hot guy grabbed her ass and you did absolutely nothing so she had to
@seeUpee, I'll ask her if she wants to do the honors or me
I’m going to give him the stone cold stunner and the trash talk him in his face as he lies there
Open hand slap the motherfvcker. Noone can fight when theyve got a boner
@Guy Fawkes, if you say so *proceeds to smack him with muh boner*
Give em a good ol drop kick
@Judgemental Sock, nah bro. Give him the good ol' d!ck twist.
*Girlfriend poofs, it's actually a substitution jutsu*
"Next you'll say, Nani???"
*Girlfriend flash steps behind him*
"Nothing personal, kid."
looks like earl sweatshirt
Probably slap his. He looks like he needs a good dicking.
It’s nice of you to think I have a girlfriend...
Stand back and laugh as my girl flattens him into a pancake.
Throw an elote into his eye socket
I'd use a special technique. I believe the locals call it a tornado DDT
Ask him for diet tips.
I'd let my 5-year-old beat the kid up
Slap his/her/its ass
Looks like Michelle Obama did the ol' gender switcheroo. Now she's a man, who knock it TF out