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Let my wife break his scrawny ass
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@Dephenistrator, bad idea... then she is going to be telling her girlfriends how a hot guy grabbed her ass and you did absolutely nothing so she had to
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@seeUpee, I'll ask her if she wants to do the honors or me
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I’m going to give him the stone cold stunner and the trash talk him in his face as he lies there
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Open hand slap the motherfvcker. Noone can fight when theyve got a boner
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@Guy Fawkes, if you say so *proceeds to smack him with muh boner*
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Give em a good ol drop kick
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@Judgemental Sock, nah bro. Give him the good ol' d!ck twist.
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"...hah" *Girlfriend poofs, it's actually a substitution jutsu* "Next you'll say, Nani???" "NANI???" *Girlfriend flash steps behind him* "Nothing personal, kid."
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looks like earl sweatshirt
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Probably slap his. He looks like he needs a good dicking.
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It’s nice of you to think I have a girlfriend...
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NAAAAAACCCCCHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Stand back and laugh as my girl flattens him into a pancake.
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Throw an elote into his eye socket
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I'd use a special technique. I believe the locals call it a tornado DDT
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Ask him for diet tips.
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Disintegrate him
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I'd let my 5-year-old beat the kid up
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Slap his/her/its ass
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Looks like Michelle Obama did the ol' gender switcheroo. Now she's a man, who knock it TF out
Call Orochimaru to take back his baby back bitch before I cut him