Three guys forget how to use the urinal
Never be guy number 3. If you got shjt going on and need to be guy number 4, fine. Just dont be guy number 3.
@ThePandaPool , I agree but I'd still appreciate guy 4 leaving a empty urinal between us. Guy code only allows us to use the very next urinal if there is not not an option to skip one. Whether shjttin or pissin
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I think they should just be grateful he chose an unoccupied urinal.
@ThePandaPool , i judge guys who, coming in before it got crowded, did not choose a urinal that would optimize spacing. Even if I have room, the guy coming after me has to break the rules somewhere and that’s not right.
5th guy comes in and jizzes
So this kinda actually happened to me. Though it was me who was walking into the Mcdonalds restroom, that had 2 urinals and a stall set up. 1 guy was already in the stall, and 1 guy was sh!ttin in a urinal. I try my best to ignore that as I check the stall, just to be sure. Guy on the urinal speaks like its totally average "its occupied".
I guess its better than him sh!ttin there for no reason?
It makes me happy to see that two of my posts made it out of uncut! I so happy.
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