I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
@MinniesFingers, your username worries me. Poor mickey
@Black Lagoon, he's finger-whipped. He feels nothing anymore.
@MinniesFingers, not bad. But how's this. "I've lost my teddy bear. May I sleep with you tonight, instead"
@MinniesFingers, "let's flip and coin and see if I get head or tail."
@Its Never Lupus, why not both?
@Black Lagoon, wait would it be the same or would holding hands be something different for them?
@MinniesFingers, "I'm not toilet paper but I'm gonna be all up in your booty"
@Its Never Lupus, I heard it as "Heads I get tail, tails I get head."
I think one person goes and thumbs up every photo and it's really sweet.
@sammytheshammy, is it YOU?
@sammytheshammy, and then there's that one guy who thumbs down every photo...
@sammytheshammy, we must find the good do-er and reward him!
@sammytheshammy, hey there, if you got to this update and saw the one upvote on every pic except the MLP one (I didn't rate it), then you've found your guy. I've been making a conscious effort to rate pics more often. I waited to respond do as not to garner any attention. But only you can recall what rates you saw when you got to this update ;)
@sammytheshammy, I read "photo" as "potato"
@Batdoge, *thumbs potato*
Are you an angel because have sex with me
Are you a police ticket cause you got fine written all over you
@stealthy taco, I've always known it as "Parking Ticket" but yours still worked. It really is of my favorites!!!
I actually like it when a guy uses cheesy pick up lines. It shows they have a sense of humor.
@Luna, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because you have fine written all over you
@pandapenis8, dafuq? Your username is panda penis?
@Luna, if I could be any enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
@AraragiKoyomi, lol I like that one. First time hearing that one.
@Luna, you know, due to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, you and I could be making love right now.
Announcement: I will be uploading over 60 pictures and GIFs of Filthy Frank. For any fans out there, I hope you enjoy them if they get uploaded. For people who do not know who he is, welcome to the rice fields, motherfvcker!
@sombrero mop, I will only enjoy your work as long as I can print your GIFs.
@MinniesFingers, Well then...
@sombrero mop, OHCHINCHIN
@Your van, Yall mothafvckers need Chin Chin!
@sombrero mop, what's filthy frank
@sombrero mop, ore wa chin chin ga daisuke dayo
@sombrero mop, Whoa, slow down there Tyler643
@sombrero mop, HEY ESÈ, I BROKE INTO YOUR CAR
Baby, I'm like a Rubik's Cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get
Whenever I pick up the phone, I either say "Hello hello!" OR "Hello, an thank you for calling the city morgue. You kill it, we chill it! How can we help you today?" Works eeeeeeeverytime.
My d!ck died can I bury it in your ass?
If you were a transformer you'd be optimus fine
Your face I like it
This should be on good advice duck.
@ODINKICKJESUSASS, *Actual Advice Mallard.
@Codalicious, gee thanks.
@ODINKICKJESUSASS, I can't tell if you're being genuine or not.
@Codalicious, Hint: He's not.
@Wolfred, Thank you.
@Codalicious, I don't think he is. He sounds a tad crabby today...
Are you the trash? Because I wanna take you out
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Ever seen the backseat of a 99 Silverado?
27 August 2014 #27August2014
Or they liked u up until you presented yourself as a sleeze
All pick up lines are horrible.
*walks up to pretty girl* "ahem...you pretty me horny let's fvck." *doesnt work, so try on the next girl and keep going till it works* "works everytime
Are you a cornfield, because I'm stalking you
If I could rearrange the alphabet id put STD together
Roses are red violets are blue I have one fck ill give it to you