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"Not in my face" does not mean "stick it in my butt"
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The most useful thing I learned about sex is that it's frikkin cold outside sometimes.
@I Are Lebo, I love you.
@I Are Lebo, I had sex in the woods in the middle of January once. Not the best of ideas.
@Gamasennin, I lost my virginity in an open field under the stars. At the end of October. In Ontario. But it was fine. We kept each other warm. 🇨🇦😎👍
@I Are Lebo, Nice. Sounds better than mine
I want to read the other 325
I learned the definition of a first cousin during sex one time. Boy that was a surprise...
From time to time put it in the other hole to mix things up a bit
Assuming anal is short for analysis beaded here, how do they make you concentrate more?
@buzz killinton, caffeine
RIP CORD!
*uncontrollable butthole clenching*
I bet those anal beads would taste like butt.
@Conman33, you don't say!
@Conman33, I don't know why you got downvoted. Its okay, I understood the reference lol
@Zephyr48, thanks.
Off spray is your friend.
@abelgray, as someone who lost their virginity in the woods..... yes.
Farting while receiving a blow job guarantees a good laugh from the females expression
@911wasstaged, probably one of the many reasons i have an ex wife...
This is a good PSA i would not have known otherwise
I actually lost my virginity last Wednesday. It was terrible. I felt so bad, sad, ashamed and guilty afterwards. It was so bad
@The Tower Of Pimps, why did you feel guilty...was it with your sister?
@The Tower Of Pimps, nice username
@Insane Potato, it was just so bad
@The Tower Of Pimps, that sounds like a depressing way to lose it...
@Insane Potato, it is. The absolute worst
@The Tower Of Pimps, sorry to hear that...hopefully it doesn't bother you for to long
@Insane Potato, me neither
@The Tower Of Pimps, Eh, why? Why'd it make you upset?
@The Tower Of Pimps, OK you can't just drop this information here without telling us more about it
@Corycogo5737, it was just so bad
@MayITakeYourHatSir, well it was because i wasn't ready and I lost it to the wrong perso
@The Tower Of Pimps, ...Was she ugly?
@MayITakeYourHatSir, I'm pretty sure he's pulling your leg.
@The Tower Of Pimps,
@Corycogo5737, yeah she kinda was. And it wasn't supposed to be sex. I guess I just did it so that it would be over sooner. It was so bad
Oh god...why didn't I read this 5 min sooner...I need an ambulance
Anyone ever fvck a girl in the ass so hard her heart started beating?
@Taliban Stan, I came out of the ocean because you need to stop
@Tiny Tina, because you want me to stop
I'm glad my uploads are getting so many downloads, i must be doing something right with my life
What if that is my fetish :(
I'm sure that'd hurt..
If she says don't stop! You do not stop.
"Not in my face" does not mean "stick it in my butt"