It’s ironic because even though you’re promising to remain a virgin, Domino’s is trying to fvck you by making you buy a pizza before u get one free.
@Profiled Black Guy, yeah, and it's only a one topping, so it might not even be bogo
@Profiled Black Guy, plus we're talking dominoes here. It's not worth it.
@Profiled Black Guy, only in Dayton
It expired a month later sooo I hope he got laid coz he definitely got fvcked
Never get married and stay a Virgin forever in exchange for a pizza BOGO deal?! Where do I sign up??
I love how they force u to sign it thinking that the kids r actually gonna adhere to it
Yeah, we’ll “eat pizza” alright.
@SirLordKraftDinner, we’re having Ominoes. You’ll get the D later. 😉
@AJMalone, yeah but Ominoes is trash. I’d rather have igornio
I have several questions. Is it good for a free pizza once and then I have to turn it in like most coupons? If so does that mean once it's gone I get to fvck? Also it expires in 2008 does my virginity automatically expire when the card does?
It’d be funnier if it was signed McLovin
Like warm pizza pie
I would've signed just for free pizza, then fvck right on top of that steamy warm pie
Where'd you go to school, Christianville Ohio in 1960?
They have something like this in the Middle East for girls, although instead of getting pizza they just don't get stoned
Sign the card. Get the pizza. Take the pizza to girlfriend's house. Eat pizza and watch movie. Bang.