Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [carves "V" into poster on wall] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
@NotGoodAtOneLiners, I was trying to read what you were saying but started to drown in V.
@NotGoodAtOneLiners, now I'm gonna have to watch the movie again. Thanks.
UPDATE: I just watched it. Just as amazing as ever.
@NotGoodAtOneLiners, One of my favorite films of all time.
@NotGoodAtOneLiners, Are you like a crazy person?
@NotGoodAtOneLiners, not good at one liners but you nailed the monologue
@NotGoodAtOneLiners, I love you.
@Catbug, mine as well!
@NotGoodAtOneLiners, hi V
@NotGoodAtOneLiners, I absolutely loved that movie! We need men like V in the real world
Because he lost 8 fingers... duh!
I'll be that guy. The Roman numeral V stands for 5. So basically he made a peace sign but for us non Romans, it would look like 2.
If he was showing a Roman numeral I wouldn't think he would be speaking English.
Arab walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says " seven beers, please"
Haaaa took me a second. Clever.
I don’t get it
@benderama, 5 beers because two in the pink
I get it