A love love poem <3
Now get in my van
@Kylaxie, *demon voice*
@Kylaxie, I freaking love thinking about how the random section will interpret this.
@Kylaxie, text repost.
@CynicalSir, no now they know
I just texted a girl who said she did chained squats and that her but still hurts from it. I said I bet her ass is lookin fine as fvck though and she responded with I hate you. Last time I give her a compliment *sobs*
I'll be speakig Spanish again, but I'll put the translation at the bottom
Si tuviera que regalarte algo, te regalaria un espejo
Porque despues de ti, lo mas bello es tu reflejo
(if I could give you anything, it would be a mirror, cause after you, the most beautiful thing is your reflection)
Hey guys, I need your help. This will be the 3rd Valentines with my boyfriend, and I have no idea what to get him for a gift. Should I get him something he can use or a cheesy V-Day kind of gift? Please help!
@SecretlyFangirling, valentine sex. Boyfriends love valentine sex.
How indeed *starts to cry silently*
7 February 2014
Roses are red grass is greener I think of you when I touch my wiener
If you're white and say hella I automatically assume you are from NorCal, and since I'm from San Diego, I can judge you for it.
How am I single you ask? Well it all started with a little slice of hell called the friendzone...
*Violently takes notes*