You are going to look so great buried in this little spot in the forest, away from people
We "were" affordable.
@CEO Squid, until she died.
GF: "Honey, are you trying to tell me something?"
BF:*puts axe down* "No....."
Well that escalated quickly
"Yes we can definitely reserve the Valentine's Romance Special for you! That comes with two plots under rosebushes with headstones that read 'Forever Together: Happy Valentines Day ❤️'...will that be all for you?.....are you sure?....did I mention today only is but one get one free?"
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, *buy one get one. Curse you autocorrect!!! So close to perfection.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, so close, yet so far. This is the internet, your mistakes will be remembered forever.
Talk about giving her a gift that you'll be using.
Well that took a turn
That escalated quickly
When she said she would die without that necklace, she wasn't kidding
That's such a romantic gift.
I wish someone did this for me... Too late now.
Too affordable. ..