Fvcking creep doesn’t like garlic bread? Get out.
@Leslie Knope 2020, clearly the antichrist
@Richard Cypher, the fùck right out
@Leslie Knope 2020, I think he might actually be a vampire. I mean what kind of sick fvck doesn't like garlic bread.
@Leslie Knope 2020, even vampires love garlic bread! That heathen!
@Leslie Knope 2020, that is literally the first thing that caught my attention.
@Leslie Knope 2020, I want to start a really convincing creepy pasta that somehow involves the smell of garlic and circulate it around all forms of social media so the younger generation grows up fearing the smell of garlic bread!
@Prince super Vegeta , it's my weakness. I can't resist the garlic bread. keep it away from me!
@sexyvampireprincess, it's everyone's weakness
Bite her. That’ll solve everything.
@Kamitha, suck her dry
@Donutfilm, I would take so much advantage of this guy’s situation. I get bored at work, so anything to pass the time would be welcome.
@Kamitha, I would do a full Jim level prank to make her believe it. Just to mess with her
@Salem, Yes! I’m actually inspired to try this now except it’s hard to find someone as gullible as the vampire guys coworker.
@Kamitha, oh kinky
@zac bagans, 😉
@Salem, do you want a stake in the heart? Because that's how you get a stake in the heart.
@Mhael, Worth it.
@Donutfilm, instructions not clear, i sucked her like they do in that porno i saw but she seemed to like it before she died
@Kamitha, It’s all fun and games until she puts a stake through your heart.
@ZohmB, Oh don’t worry about that...I have plenty of hearts to spare.
@Kamitha, Lucky. I don’t even have one.
@ZohmB, Oh...here! You can have one of mine. In fact, take one for every day of the week, my friend.
@Kamitha, Thanks. But could I trade ‘em for a warm brain instead?
@ZohmB, Of course. You’ll have to give it a quick zap in the microwave first though.
@Kamitha, be sure to cover it with a napkin to reduce splatter
@Salem, I have never seen that show so I’m not sure what it would involve, but that definitely sounds like the right solution.
Unless she ends up driving a stake in to his heart, then not so much.
@Nellybert , there's an episode where Jim gets "bitten" by a vampire bat, and makes Dwight believe he is turning into a vampire. It's quite hilarious. I'm sure you could find it on YouTube
@Salem, is this the show where one guy gets hold of another guy’s personalised stationery and faxes him messages from ‘his future self’?
@Kamitha, he did say other than the ‘evidence’ gathering she’s a nice person
@Cloverleaf, If the story is even true, I’m sure she’s a very nice person.
@Nellybert , yes. The Office. It's cringy at times, but overall very funny and good
Someone is trying really hard to make us think that they aren't a vampire
No where does she specifically say she isn't a vampire. What are you trying to hide?
Bender: you could drop dead that would show em.
Fry: I don't wanna
Well either way, a stake through the heart will kill just about anyone
I would watch out for wooden spikes is what I would do
This sounds exactly like a cornered vampire
@eleven, Scrolled down specifically to see if someone had the same thought I did ^_^ “Sounds exactly like something a _vampire_ would say...”
Say yes and find a way to make her worship you till you get her as a gf
She might stake you soon
This kid really wishes they were a vampire. The girl is probably playing along, now they go online and act innocent telling this story. This is an effort to get more people to tell them they’re a vampire.
Ouch that bread is white hot!
No Jim this garlic bread is cold I just got it out of the fridge.
This is when you get a clove of garlic and eat it in front of her. Straight faced. Like YEAH I AM A VAMPIRE BUT GARLIC WON’T KILL ME
you dont like garlic bread? go home and die
This would either be really annoying or funny, maybe depending on the day I had to put up with it. I wonder how old this chick is