They aren't real vampires! Real vampires scrap and lick!
@Spess mehrens, suck?! Dracula dont suck! Dracula scape and lick, scrape and lick
@Spess mehrens, I randomly thought about that scene the other day. I haven't even seen the show in months.
@AN AMERICAN, Please stop
@AN AMERICAN, He's unstoppable
The Iron Druid series has this character. If you've ever enjoyed Dresden Files, or other modern fantasy stories, I cannot recommend it enough. The main character is good friends with a REALLY old vampire, and they often quote Shakespeare and Plato to challenge each other - but the vampire sucks with modern slang.
Seriously, check it out! Epic series.
@NeroSaber, ^What this guy said.
@NeroSaber, my mom and I came upon this series on audio book years ago during a road trip and have been slowly convincing everyone around us to read it ever since
Laughed at the last line. Gonna use that.
Yet if anyone did this in a show or something everyone would likely call it cringey.
Hey, shouting "Booyah!" is completely acceptable if you're a teenage cyborg.