You became a symbiote that has all over Spider-Man's powers with augmented strength?
@Ray213, even more reasons to get a girlfriend
@Donutfilm, yes for the gf and no because you do get tossed around and worn from guy to guy and you asexually reproduce offspring that want to kill you
@Ray213, all honesty, I would give up my current life and humanity to bond with the venom symbiote
@Ray213, yea but symbiote tho
Eh, just watch the teeth.
@KittyVonClaude, not into that kink huh?
I looked at the picture, came up with exact joke the text said, thought to myself: "I'm gonna make the top comment on this post," then I read the text and realized the point of the post was to make that joke. Foiled again.
Who grows up thinking they'll never give oral to the opposite sex?
I would love to eat some pussy, but that won't happen
@Gamasennin, not with that attitude!
@Young Man Logan, I've tried many times.
True story bro
Biting your tongue with that mouth would be amputation