Vlad the human eating eyeball lazering impaler
@skedda, didnt see it til i read it
My country is just a void, just like me
During my childhood my father had tons and tons of piercings. When he first started for at&t they called him vlad due to the many times he had chosen to impale himself I guess. Anyway that was twenty years ago and they still call him vlad. Sorry I can't tell a story well
OLD FRITZ IS PRUSSIAN NOT FROM THE FVCKING GERMAN REPUBLIC
I thought this was incredibly impressive and couldn’t possible be improved. Then I saw Vlad. It got better.
Damnit Vlad not again