"I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?"
@Slade Wilson, I can't drive, I'm drunk. Wait I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk
@Slade Wilson, all my life I was very deprived. I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
@Slade Wilson, I'm curious at to whether or not it's even possible for you to get drunk, what with that healing factor and all.
@Slade Wilson, you know that sing by Phil Collins. ..
@Slade Wilson, upvoted for your user name.
@Chef Goldblum, clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk, I spit when I talk, I fvck anything that walks. When I was little I'd get so hungry I would throw fits, "How are you gonna breast feed me mom? You ain't got no tits!"
@Ima6pack, i lay awake and strap my self to the bed, with a bullet proof vest on and shoot myself in the head
She gonna need her umbrella for how high she'll be
I'd hit it
Not kidding, this song was JUST stuck in my head!
Those were Heath Ledger's last words.
Sippin' on some sizzurp kids