I vodka was water and I was a duck, it would strip the natural oils from my feathers and I would drown.
@ caucrasian , seems like you've had your share of the vodka already.
@ caucrasian , I don't need oil, I take the bus
@ caucrasian , how do you know
You wanna talk about something there pal?
If vodka was water, you couldn't get drunk...because it would be water...looks like someone got it a little backwards there
This post kinda makes me feel sad for whomever made it:/
@Mark Hartley, "pass me the bottle and shut the fvck up"
Y'all have any dr pepper?
This is both sad and inspirational. Now I'm depressed and motivated.
@LordCuddlefish, Motivated to GET FVCKED UP!... Merica
Ollld repost. Like 5 or 6 years.
And pass me a
new liver please
*sheds single manly tear* it... it was beautiful...
My post got uploaded :D
I love poetry.
Is this a riddle from Arkham knight?
Someone needs ai-anon