This made me laugh a little too hard.
Ooh, because they talk with their hands: Mamá Mía! "Faps in mid-air"
@MrWonka, wow, fapping in mid-air is quite a skill. I congratulate you sir!
As an Italian who has to argue over text, I can confirm this
Whoa whoa hey come on we're just trying to have a good time here and you come in with your shoes and your shirt
As an Italian I can relate too much
I talk with my hands a lot. I'm a "mutt" all different things Russian British Scottish etc.
The more I picture it, the more I laugh
Like Miley Cyrus forced to keep her knees touching.
So it's like trying to talk like a black person? Jk.