There is no such thing as the Night Shift anymore. Barriers have been broken..
@MisterNesbit, "the barrier between the dimensions has been broken, and it is being my power to repair it. I can move these pictures to the random section, however there is nothing keeping them there."
@MisterNesbit, it's just the shift now.
@Prince super Vegeta , Im sorry I accidentally hit down vote please forgive me.
@MisterNesbit, tickled his brothers foot with what....? *shutters*
@Country Tyler, feathers, whooooo
@MisterNesbit, it is night where I am, so my location is safe from inter dimensional incursion at the moment
@Prince super Vegeta , *beyond
@MisterNesbit, that's not the only thing that's been broken
@MisterNesbit, I'm pretty sure that there never was a "night shift" people just said pictures were from the night shift when they were weird. I remember seeing people say "night shift has started early today" so it's not like any barriers were suddenly broken
@ChaoticStarWhale, Are you new to this community, an iFunny spy, or just an overall Dull Dillan? Depending on your answer, your punishment for your blasphemy may be less severe.
@MisterNesbit, if something is too extreme for nightshirt, then it shouldn't be on this app *bangs gavel of justice*
@Prince super Vegeta , *failed
@MisterNesbit, it's night time somewhere
*Rolls up windows
@Swanky Quadrilateral, *nails boards to window frame*
I want to say "instantly moist" but it's so wrong.
Hi everyone, you probably don't know me. My name is Meg! I've had the app for a while now, probably about 2 years. I just recently starting making a few comments.. The connection of this community absolutely astounds me and I hope you guys will accept me with open arms! I'm not sure what got me to start commenting other than the bond you all share.. I've been going through some rough waters and I could use something to hold onto. Love all of you. Thanks
@Magical Cthulu, whoa, whoa.. We just met. At least let me take you out to dinner a few times before you start dropping the L bomb on me. But I appreciate your enthusiasm *likes*
@Darkblaze, I'm sorry I just have so many feels I just need to coat you in them
@Magical Cthulu, no need to apologize, coat away. I'm here for ya. It's funny, I think I was using this app for about 2 years before I started commenting just recently as well.
@Darkblaze, Yes hello this is Meg. I live a solitary life and enjoy cuddles.
@Magical Cthulu, Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Meg. The name's Matt :) I prefer life with the company of good friends and better conversations. Oh and I do enjoy cuddling up to a pretty little lady reading a book or watching a nice movie and whatnot
@Darkblaze, well I am of the female gender and I too enjoy a good book and a Netflix binge
@Magical Cthulu, Hrmmm... got any nerd fandoms?
@Darkblaze, oh god oh god oh god.. Uh.. Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Sherlock, Uhm.. I used to be into Supernatural. Oh my oh my. Yes. My babies.
@Magical Cthulu, I KNOW A MEG TOO.
@Country Tyler, OH GOD HI. HI. I KNOW A MEG TOO. MY NAME IS MEG. I AM MEG. MEG. SOMETIMES PEOPLE CALL ME PIGEON BUT MOSTLY MEG.
@Magical Cthulu, SHE'S LIKE MY BEST FRIEND. ARE YOU MY BEST FRIEND, MEG!?
@Country Tyler, UH. I DONT KNOW. IS YOUR NAME REALLY TYLER OR IS IT CECILIE OR LE OR MAYBE JULIETTE??
@Magical Cthulu, IT'S REALLY TYLER.
@Magical Cthulu, haha I can see I peaked your intetest there ;) I've yet to watch sherlock, but I am a big LotR fan, as well as Star Wars, Game of Thrones, and admittingly I am still a big fan of pokemon since the 6th gen dropped.
@Darkblaze, Oohhh.. I like Game of Thrones. Mostly for Jason Momoa because let me tell you I would ride that man like a stallion
@Magical Cthulu, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE THE MEG I KNOW
@Magical Cthulu, IT'S LIKE, MEG-CEPTION UP IN HERE.
@Magical Cthulu, I see. I'm a big fan of Emilia Clarke. I would do things that were illegal in 17 States to her.
@Darkblaze, I would probably join in on said illegal things. Ms. Clarke gets my gears turning as well
@Magical Cthulu, forgive me if this offends, but the way you talk to me gots me harder than a diamond in an ice storm right meow. Lol..where you from?
@Darkblaze, oh jeez. Uh. PA.
@Magical Cthulu, Oo I've been to Pa quite a few times. I live in good ol' WV. Southern part, unfortunately.
@Magical Cthulu, Well Meg, it's been a pleasure chatting with you on this evening. However 5am comes early. I genuinely hope your rough waters calm in the coming days, that and we can chat some more about dirty things we would do to our fav GoT characters lol ;)
@Magical Cthulu, so let me see if I get this. You're Meg. A fan of Supernatural? In that case you'll understand the irony of the situation. Tell me, how do you feel about... Angels? :) and welcome :)
@Magical Cthulu, Shut up, Meg.
I thought he tickled his foot through his mom's belly or something.
@Big Band, I thought he licked his little brother's foot.
@Ruupasya, I think he tickled his foot while he was being born.
Wait hold on... OH LORD JESUS CHRIST
Choo choo! All aboard the nope train! Next stop, Fvckthisville, USA.
15 September 2014 #15September2014
Plot twist - that's her husband/brother/son. Wait...
Cleveland Brown: "Oh that's nasty!"
This joke is just not anatomically possible. Unless it just means he/she tickled the foot over the mother's belly.
@ConejitaLuna, You must be fun at partys.
@ConejitaLuna, Unless the baby was breach (feet first).
@Ruupasya, ok, that works if she in active labor and I'll assume the kid already has a foot sticking out. Otherwise, if she's not in labor, he couldn't get passed an undilated cervix.
BABIES DEVELOP UPSIDE-DOWN. HE WAS DEEP IN THERE.
*Instantly moist.....I'm sorry this sounds wrong typing it.
I dnt get it? Someone explain please ? :(
@Guildmage Marie, He tickled his brother's foot while his brother was still in the womb.
@Ruupasya, hmmm so is an incest joke huh?
The night shift evolved into the nope shift.
Holy fuk. This is so wrong. But why am I laughing so hard?
The pic that finally went to far... Ladies and Gentlemen, we have officially been invaded by the night shift.
Wait what? I don't get it-.......oh God why...
I wonder if he went in dry
Well this is just...something else
Oh my god