@TheLeftEyebrow, wait...these aren't chocolate chips....OR raisins!
@TheLeftEyebrow, oooo that's nasty.
@TheLeftEyebrow, not as gross as beer brewed using lactic acid bacteria cultures from a woman's vagina to brew beer.
That sounds horrifyingly painful
@Two Left Feet, considering how she is black in the picture, she is probably used to big things going off in her vagina.
@Two Left Feet, Today I held the bottom metal part of the tube against me as I peeled the label off. It exploded against me and knocked the wind out of me. I have a bruise now. I can only imagine what it did to that unlucky thief.
@FurriesRuinEvrything, what does cookie dough come in? Why do people get injured?
@Angular Notspice, they come in a compressed tube that is built in such a way when you apply pressure to the seams (like the seams of a paper towel tube) it pops open so you can open it. Incredibly useful.
@The Megaton Bomb, anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
@TheButterCutter, and masochistic in this case
@TheButterCutter, for some reason, I have never had one of those tubes pop on me when I try to open them, I just twist them open.
Every word of that got exponentially worse as I read it
Cum to the dark side, she has cookies....
Did it explode when they took that mugshot?
Aaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.
Talk about a yeast infection...
@NewBandName, hah there it is! The yeast joke!
Still doesn't crack Walmart's top ten.
@NotAFunnyName, someone, quick, create a top ten
I'd still bake that dough
Those cookies will have a very interesting shape to them.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "baking in the oven" *cringes*
The Pillsbury Doughboy needs to work on his pullout game.
Are we just going to ignore that her pic looks like it's STILL happening
On to the watermelon isle.
Price check on Vagisil to check-out one. Someone's baking some bread.. And it's sour dough..
Anything's a dil-dough if you're brave enough
And on my birthday too...
With sexy results
I certainly hope that's not her actual mugshot.
She can keep it
In the bedroom, it's kinky, but in the store it's nasty.
Remember kids: context is important.
OMG please tell me this isn't Greenville NC. It probably is, people are so stupid.
I guess she was on her period
The face she is making in that picture is too much
Times like this.... i believe in karma
His name is Charlie BROWN, not Charlie PINK.
This is real, believe it or not. Heard about it awhile ago
That mug shot though
Never. Ever. Put anything that's compressed in your prison wallet
Damn, that cünt must've been SMOKING hot. Literally.
@I Are Lebo, maybe more like steaming hot.
Please be real!
Okay, so I never actually LOL. But I LOL'ed. 10 points for hufflepuff.