This is the plot of atleast a thousand pornos... Not that I've seen them all or have them arranged in alphabetical order in my living room..
@square root of 69, = 8.3066238629.
@square root of 69, = happiness.
Oh how the tables have turned.
@Unrustled Jimmies, oh how the turns have tabled...
Meanwhile, somewhere where I'm not...
That'll teach him.
If only that worked for me, Erza usually just slaps me
@Jellal Fernandes, I think all girls act that way. Not that I've actually tried to do this to a large number of girls why do you ask you a cop?
@John Titor, technically he's more of a vigilante that hunts down dark wizards.
I usually just knock them out and take them to my cave. I mean house...
Just curious, but would this (girl actually work in a non-porn setting?
@ihatesummer, *(girl demanding it) actually
@ihatesummer, it usually works better if youre in a relationship with the girl.
@ihatesummer, No. In reality saying that would be very rude. I kinda see the comic as her saying that to scare him.
Oh when he does it he gets laid but when I do it I get arrested for sexual harassment
If only it was that easy sigh...
Turns out she is a man ಠ⌣ಠ giggity
I ain't even mad
If only it were that easy...
30 August 2014 #30August2014
*Try's it on Jennifer Lawrence* *gets slapped and a restraining order*
His hands turn into "E"s
He's getting what he deserves.
One thing les to another and he has a bag of jelly beans up his asz
Can i watch?