At least it won’t burn when you pee afterwards
@Sexy Homunculus, just bleach that shít before you dive in
@Sexy Homunculus, if it burned before why would it not burn after? 🤔
@Sexy Homunculus, I’d much rather get chlymadia than wear a condom. I’d take those antibiotics with a smile
@Sexy Homunculus, wait putting on a condom cures my std? I’ll be back
It really is the saddest feeling. My wife can’t use birth control because of breast milk and I’m just sad. And sad backwards is das, and das not good.
@Child Slapper, well tell her I said you don’t need protection if you come in the back door
@Child Slapper, I would just raw dog her sister
@Child Slapper, that's the dumbest fakest shjt you could possibly say. Breastfeeding women can use birth control. Fvcking moron. Don't have kids.
@Captain Rumble, first of all, you need to cool your hostility. Second, women pumping milk can only take hormonal birth control, not estrogen based ones. Hormonal ones don’t work for my wife. Therefore, I am not wrong. We’ve done research and spoke to her doctor. So why don’t you shut the fuсk up and go back to the fuсking sewer you crawled out of.
@CrazyRightWinger, big oof. Already paid for that one…..
@Child Slapper, lol damn you are an idiot. Estrogen is a hormone. So I don't know what you are thinking of lol. you don't even know what you are talking about. Honestly go ahead and dump that kid off a cliff because if it's even half as stupid as you it's definitely not worth raising.
@Captain Rumble, oh I get it; you’re just looking for downvotes. Sorry I took you seriously. Also, my son is wayy advanced for is age intellectually. So nice try, but clearly you just have your own personal problems. Probably didn’t get enough love from your mommy so you are full of hate and you refuse to go to therapy because you think you’re fine when you’re actually crumbling inside and your only escape is to argue with random people on the internet on topics you know minimal about. Your parents were so dumb and mistreated you that you must inflect that hurt on others. It’s a shame. You are just jealous that my son has loving parents. Oh well.
@Child Slapper, do you honestly think any of that was insulting? What a lame attempt bud. Good luck with that whole retarded thing. I mean seriously. Just a quick google what have shown you that breastfeeding women can use birth control. Moron.
@Child Slapper, or a quick google search would have shown you that estrogen is a hormone. So not being able to take a hormonal birth control doesn't make sense. Thats the dumbest shjt i have read this week. Congrats. Either you are a complete fvcking idiot that lies about having a wife and kid to get upvotes or your wife simply lies to not have sex with you lol. Good luck. Also don't lie about how "smart" your kid is. That really shows how insecure you are about the intelligence of your retarded child.
@Captain Rumble, the meme is about wearing a condom so how would I not be having sex? Clearly a mental lapse for you. Just keep acting hostile while you keep embarrassing yourself.
@Child Slapper, WHAT?! lol holy shjt I think I think I hit the holy grail of morons. The meme is about condoms...so therefore you have sex?? What kind of dumbfvck logic is that? Bro...you seriously need to work on that critical thinking thing. Breastfeeding women can use birth control (several different kinds in fact) and a meme doesn't determine whether or not you have sex. Lol good luck homie. I hope your retarded kid keeps his forks away from electrical sockets.
@Child Slapper, bruh just don't cum it's not that hard
@Child Slapper, THIS is why we don't feed the trolls
@Jaykub, you’re right. I’m sorry. I fell to the tardness. Thank you for saving me.
Isn’t this why some companies make condoms that are supposed to feel like they’re not there?
@KeyWordBeingTry, yeah I have several. Doesn’t help feel fluids, though. Just less plastic and more walls.
What’s that last word mean?
It’ll never know…