Ahhh, and that's where they have the upper hand. See, the enemy's gunna be looking for soldiers. But a chicken? He'll have the highest kill rate of any of them.
@MattBnW, This is why my personal army is composed of Chickens and Chihuahuas. None shall see it coming, and many shins shall fall before me!
@MattBnW, I've been preparing for this moment since ocarina of time.
I bet it has large talons
Chickens are pretty fuvking scaring when they want to be
@stankindustries , what are you...chicken?
Black + cock
Oh my goodness, black soldiers who can resist chicken.
"-You some kind of chicken soldier?!
Im not funny at all 😖😟
The reincarnated cornel sanders
@Efrainlikesrain, why can't i delete my stupid comment
Well we're boned
Doesn't look like a LoZ chicken to me...