Sir, we've dug in approximately 50 metres from the enemy cat camp. We're expecting strong opposition, but are confident the might of the canines will be victorious. We WILL retake the back garden!!
I keep burning bridges and digging myself into holes
@John Titor, that's really deep.
@upvote fairy, but not as deep as where I buried the bones
@John Titor, " 6 feet under "
@upvote fairy, sometimes I'm glad there's someone else to help with the upvotes. I've taken a break for nearly a year
@Agent Upvote, yeah it can be very tough
Yeah, sometimes I feel like I'm in a rut.
Cue grammar nazis for the "hole" "whole" correction.
@Ironhomie, actually it's a pun, so that was intentional. Therefore, there is only one person to cue: the Pun Sniper
@Willy the Free Whale, as you wish. CUE THEPUNSNIPER!!!patiently awaits the sound of a 50 cal...
@Ironhomie, it's been awhile... Still don't see or here him.
@Multiple personality, maybe he attached a silencer....
@Ironhomie, Did someone summon me?
@Sniper of Puns, a bit delayed.
@Ironhomie, A sniper is never late, Ironhomie. Neither is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
@Sniper of Puns, @Sniper of Puns, actually a sniper receives his assignment arrives early sets up wind detectors sets up traps o cover his rear and wAits for his target so he can take a clean shot
@Ironhomie, Not if he can shoot through time he doesn't.
@Sniper of Puns, doctor? Is that you?
@Ironhomie, Doctor? Who's that? I'm the Master.
@Sniper of Puns, I see what you did there.
@Ironhomie, Tell no-one
@Sniper of Puns, but I must ask, is it safe for me to blink?
@Ironhomie, Of course not.
It's the dying hole.
You misspelled... Oh. *Dials number of punsniper hotline