Wasted black woman
Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans, jeans
Boots with the fur, with the fur
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the flo', she hit the flo'
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low
@Scaly man fish, Next thing you know
Shanty got concussed and had to be rushed to the hospital
@Not Dr Phil, Shawty*, FunnyPics is obviously racially insensitive
Story time: I almost hit a drunk guy today. He decided to stumble across the street when he shouldn't have and I nearly clipped him as I made my right hand turn. Very scary moment for me but he didn't seem to notice. Didn't look at me or anything
@OfMiceAndHorizons, is it bad i was expecting you to say something about how you almost got in a fist fight with a drunk guy?
@OfMiceAndHorizons, glad nothing happened!
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, as a girl, I avoid fist fights with drunken men at all costs
When you hit the blunt and stand up too fast.
@I pleasure women, I laughed harder after I read your comment
At least she won't get kidnapped
* insert funny joke about mimes and fat people *
Dat stomach tho
When the bus driver takes off before you've reach your seat
She isnt drunk it is the power of christ pushing her down (it looks like a church)
She has the coordination of the woman from the cupboard ad
The blood stopped circulating to her legs.
Another point for gravity!
Her pants cut off the circulation to her legs
I'd hit it
@Mrfknahole, with a truck
B O O O O O M M M
That's gross. Is that her gut hanging out or is she wearing another top that's the same colour as her skin?
Strong, independent black woman that need no man...
Dammit michonne, where did you find food?
Hey look, the retoast is falling.