Rings don't matter when they're in the trunk of your car. Wait...
@sombrero mop, Trunks are great places to store rings, provided the body doesn't take up too much space.
@sombrero mop, phrasing
@sombrero mop, still trying to become a thing eh?
@sombrero mop, whatchu gon' do wit all dat junk, all dat junk inside dat trunk
@Admiral so and so, Damn son, you should name yourself "The Plunger" because you're bringing up some really old shjt right here.
Well who ever hesitates masturbates.
20 August 2014 #20August2014
Love Stephen Merchant
@Chedda, Who is that woman?
"I don't wear it to yoga because I don't want to lose it." Ect. No, you just show off to everyone else in the possibility someone slightly richer or better looking or smoother talking comes around drooling at the sight of your ass in tights. Because a ring is a turnoff. And you know it.
@Pong, or maybe she's just not interested in him and is trying to let him off easy.
@Toad, it's never that easy my friend.
@Pong, No, I'm pretty sure the Toad is right, women use excuses like that all the time
@Pong, this is actually pretty accurate.
@Metzger, exactly my point. Nothing is that easy. If you think you have a woman figured out, you are wrong. Women are quantum beings. Right becomes wrong. When you are right, you must maintain a mental status of "I am wrong" to survive.
@Pong, whoops, **I'm pretty sure I know how a woman thinks. Some women are b!tches & tell them very bluntly how they're not interested, & some are nicer & make up lies like this to let them down easier
@Metzger, if you think you know what a woman thinks, you should think you think wrong.
@Pong, I don't "think" I know, I KNOW I know
@Metzger, then you should know that you should think you are wrong~
@Pong, why would I think that?
@Toad, maybe she should tell the fvcking truth
Wait! Is that Wheatley hitting on a chick?!
Anyone know where this is from?
@Lui CaIibre, I believe Hello Ladies. HBO
Not everyone gets/wants a ring.
Stephen Merchant is amazing
Stephen Merchant ftw!
Just because she has a goalie doesn't mean you can't score