Pterodactyl rape isn't a laughing matter you guys.
@Luna, how about sexually violated by a tardigrade?
@Tardigrade, after googling a tardigrade, getting sexual violated by a pterodactyl but not be bad.
@Luna, also, i can fvck you in space.
@Tardigrade, there aren't much tardigrade females around in space are there?
@Luna, well, you never know. You might just get surprise buttsex.
@Tardigrade, can you even reach a butt?
@Luna, baby, i can reach to wherever the fvck pussies are.
@Tardigrade, or dicks.
@Tardigrade, so you're a bisexual tardigrade? Lol
@Luna, bisexual, trisexual, you name it.
@Tardigrade, oh my god I thought you were gonna say TARDIS! And then it was anticlimactic.
@Luna, yeah. Call 0576 378 963 to donate now to the Traumatised Pterodactyl Association now. We urgently need your help, so any money is appreciated to stop Pterodactyls being raped
@Sethodactyl, thanks for support. I still have nightmares til this day.
@Luna, my best friend has watched pterodactyl porn..
@Luna, rape isn't a joke in general
@Sethodactyl, it was a joke about pterodactyls doing the raping, not the ones actually getting raped. Your joke sucks.
@Fruitkakke, oh really? I didn't realise and totally agree with you. I turned the joke on its head, making it a bit of a plot twist.
Too late... *sobs*
@Shzeah, "it wasn't me" -shaggy
The "P" may be silent but his D isn't.
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I hope it lazer pees you in the face
That's a pterrible thing to wish on someone
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
@Jazzlistner, because the p is silent
A picture of Ricky Bobby's crew chief when he's yelling "don't you put that on me! Don't you put that evil on me!" Would fit nicely
Don't know what's worse that it is a suggestion or there 1180 results for it
At least it wouldn't be shooting laser pee?
Pterodactyls call it laser pee, we call it violation
So long as you don't stare at his ptero-balls
Not the pee lasers!
And peed on by one.
I hope you get sexually violated by a sethodactyl
The name... I... What kind if sick joke is this?
The fact that it has 1180 results makes it even funnier
Don't stare at my Ptero-Balls! *Ptero-rapes*
He dinosaur that coming...
"Ask the flower to sexually molest you"...Bino the elephant, anybody?
Well thank you 😏
9 May 2014 #9May2014