Very clever title
They also pass butter.
@specialarea, what is my purpose?
@The Real Grim Reaper, You watch people and pass butter.
@specialarea, that sounds painful.
@Anonymous Jack III, oh my god *looks at hands
You have chosen wisely.
We just gonna ignore the glock sitting on the makeshift menorah?
Your shrine is the background on my phone, good sir, I salute you
I used to have one of those in my room. They are so annoying "INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT" every time a mouse would fart
Hey! I have that big green frog!! My frog's name is Fred and my husband won it for me at a fair when we were dating. 7 yrs ago!
Midnight cowboy rides again
Can someone just change that roll of toilet paper
Smart title though.
And he wonders why girls never want to come over.