They all have helmets on their head, BUT I GOT WATERMELAAN INSTEAD
@The Mouse Cop, *watermelón
@The Mouse Cop, she showers with pantiene, but I have watermelon to keep me clean
@The Mouse Cop, No I think it was right the first time. He probably sounds like that now.
@The Mouse Cop, I just left thus comment on a few pictures back. Now they're going to think I'm ripping you off.
@The Mouse Cop, wawdah melowne!!!!!
@The Mouse Cop, he struggles to lift the weight but I got watermelòn to keep me in shape
"There are two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity."- Some Famous Guy.
@Toxia, It worked though and if it's stupid but works, it ain't stupid
@Toxia, wasn't it said by Einstein?
@freshpri1, I think so but I wasn't sure
@Charlemagne, some things are just stupid
@Toxia, that was Albert Einstein
The skin of a watermelon (and the tasty flesh) is the same density of a human skull.
Which is why you don't headbutt watermelons. Use a sword.
@I Dexios Divine I, elastic bands
@ComradeOtis, but not nearly as strong. Supposedly sounds similar when smashed though.
@I Dexios Divine I, I just got done doing that with shotguns a few weeks ago, it looked like the Texas Watermelon Massacre.
@mas2de, people in my fencing group used flails and pole hammers on some (I stuck with a halberd and sword). Their hits sounded pretty gnarly.
He hella ded.
What's up with people slamming their heads into extremely hard objects?
@Burt Reynolds, I have a porn of that.
Well, he did it... i guess
WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER
Walking Dead is getting pretty graphic these days.
When I look at my grades
Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym
Lucille the watermelon
He took his problems head on.
And that's why sensei uses a sword in fruit ninja
Being an inexperienced sex user, I assume this is what people mean when they say they "give head".
*inser racist comment about blacks and watermelons here*
Call me a racist buuuuut........
He cracked his melon.
Annnnnddd.... he has a concussion
Matt Shea would disappointed with you actions towards melons
Looks like Glenn's face
Just got back from a CT scan and they tried to do the IV contrast, 4 doctors and 7 stab wounds later they still couldn't get my vein...I now have welts the size of baseballs on my inner arm
@No Sjit, I had a rookie look for my vain that's on top of a tendon so it's hard to find. I know your pain
Thought it was going to be one of those blue balling looped gifs