Ok I'll admit, I did have a few traffic cones, a stop sign and, no lie, a traffic light. Some night were crazier than others.
@ TouchMyCatEars, where are these items now?
@megamanx181x, let someone borrow the cones and never got them back, gave the stop sign to my old landlords kid when I moved, and my brother sold the traffic light to a friend who owned a tattoo shop that wanted it for decoration.
I didn't need them anymore when I left home
@ TouchMyCatEars, ...How the fvck did you steal a traffic light?
@ TouchMyCatEars, memories is all you need
@SimonPetrikov, Can you keep a secret? *whispers* I'm SpiderCat.
@ TouchMyCatEars, 📣 YOU'RE SPIDERCAT???
@SimonPetrikov, so does that make you the equivalent of Charlotte spider to Spider Pig?
@ TouchMyCatEars, also, going by your stories, it never seems to be a dull moment with you. People are likely to have you in their lives
@SimonPetrikov, either very carefully or very, VERY quickly
@ TouchMyCatEars, I second skeletorr
@ TouchMyCatEars, one of my buddies (huge Mexican guy) grabbed one of the tall skinny ones WHILE WE WERE MOVING AT 45 MPH. That mother fluffer damn near ripped his arm off but managed to hang on.
The dreaded Via Getty strikes again! 😉