Me: *looks around*
*slowly gets off toilet*
@Burk5, did you wipe your pooty booty? If not then
@Burk5, *pushes you back on toilet
That’s been iFunnys plan all along, spread the virus from person to person through there phone killing us all one by one. And when the iFunny users shout up to the skies for mercy and to be cleansed by their savior, Spoons will whisper back “lol”
@foenix, he speaks the truth.
He laughed his ass off
@Gecko but, out*
Except this guy had anal problems for a long time before this. Think he had prolapsed many times
@Richard Cypher, exactly what I was thinking, the powerful sphincter muscles just gave up from sitting on a toilet? He probably abused the hell out of it
@megamanx181x, this is the actual news story. He had a prolapsed anus at 4 years old but never got it treated. So it’s just managed to go back inside him but the damage was done. So after sitting on the toilet for around half an hour, it fell out again and he went to the hospital this time
@Richard Cypher, oh god
@Richard Cypher, how does one treat this?
@butthole bread, I think they surgically removed it
I call shenanigans. Mine would've fallen out years ago
Well, you shouldn't play with your phone like that even if it's IP 68 certified.
And I’m going to bed
This guy was definitely playing with his phone wrong
And thats why i use my phone more in my comfy bed.
My very first upload :D