Mind is blown
Oh my god my brain.. It's way too early for this. I'm still recovering from my bachelor party last night
@FlexasaurusRex, congrats by the by
@Tiny Tina, thank you berry much
It was worth the long read.
@hackein, so you're me? And I'm you?
@Draven, WE ARE ONNNNNEEEE
@hackein, WE ARE GROOT
@Draven, WE ARE THE ONLY ONE
@Draven, Draaaaaaaven beat me to the joke
@LeLouche, JOIN US!
@tumblretard, "an egg" it's on the creepypasta wikia
For those of you wondering this is a short story by Andy Weir called "The Egg". Your welcome.
@superunnatural , *you're, sorry
@superunnatural , so basically this person ripped it off?
Do not read under the influence
Who else read this in morgan freeman's voice?
@Black Lagoon, I didn't but I should have
My mind just got gangbang by a pack of ducks
@Jake The Legend, well then you'll be intimately familiar with the shape of a duck's penis then. it's a corkscrew
@the correct answer, I agree.
It doesn't make too much sense if you just read the highlighted parts
Wait so... "I'M BATMAN!"
First time I tried to upvote it, it said user has already rater this content. O_O
Go back up and read it. It's worth it.
It's seems exciting to find out that you'll eventually be a god yourself but it's also so lonely. There's no true emotion towards anyone but yourself. You love yourself you hate yourself you fear yourself you treat all life differently from each other but it's all against you. It would be fun at first but there's no true happiness in being alone forever. Unless you can interact with other gods and their universes
@Rainbowdro420, it would be indifferent, since upbringings are different the soul will learn to be how it was brought up in each life, and since you forget all about the past lives each time you are reincarnated, it would be indifferent. No forever alone feeling. For this fact I commenting to your post. And you being me or me being you, commenting to ourself. We have no idea... p.s. I love you, have a beautiful day!
@Rainbowdro420, no! Since the reincarnation is memoryless, you have no biased emotions and the thought is to know every possible perspective of every person of has been and yet to be "lived entirely". The point is that upon further meditation you grow on emotions you feel and give. Mainly because a similar train of thought is, you teach people how to treat you by how you come across to them. We will never truly know each others whole lives and emotions unless we are all same and in a place where it comes together. Thus, it comes in that you have knowledge to be divine. It is hollow itself because true divinity may be much better than that and never obtainable because of this method. Empathy and meditation as these two comments imply is enlightening, no? Hehe. I am open to other thoughts and sorry for the typos...a great
@Rainbowdro420, dude what you said is poetry
@Wilderness Girl, thank you ma'am :)
It appears we have a downvote troll. I need a tac nuke on @SomeGuy810
Funny pics? Is that you?
This isn't funny this was MIND BLOWING
for those who didn't read, it's long and thought provoking, quite interesting. I'd recommend it
The community is gonna talk about this one for a long time. Just look at the comments next picture haha
I just woke up and I can't process this right now
It's a good brain fvck but if you're ready to come back to reality, you'll notice there's a lot of inconsistencies. If he's every human who's ever lived, then he's already lived as every human up to that point, so since he was alive in the present, the Chinese girl already existed in the past before he died so for him to go back and live out her life would make no sense as then who lived her life when he was alive?
@BunnyGruff, You wouldnt understand
@BunnyGruff, That would mean that his existence is both instantaneous and infinite. He's already done and yet he just started. To the "god," the man would have been done as soon as the universe was created.
@BunnyGruff, it was made clear that time travel is involved, the soul is reincarnated into the girl after the husband and father died. From the perspective of the soul, the girl exists after the man, but from the perspective of time or a human, the girl came first
@BunnyGruff, it is pretty clear that the soul perspective suggests that time is of no issue and there are very certain events "locked down" as constants because it is the experience you have to have to grow. Thus, time is irrelevant tool that is like trying to use a selfmade fork to skin a deer. Just not effective but yet it can be used to "get by" it is not inconsistent because the holy bible itself that time is nothing to the Lord, a thousand years is a day and a day is a thousand years. To help, illustrate in your mind a fabric that is weaved and every strand is a life and for it to exist, it is current and placed..it helps very very very well in understanding better. I hope this school of thought is complete enough for you to understand better than "you just wouldnt" and i hope maybe someone could expound on what i didnt cover well enough.
@BunnyGruff, no, he said that he has been every man, and WILL be every man. So that being said there could still be people that he hasn't been because they haven't been created yet, even in the past.
I should've read this last night when I was high on edibles 0_0
I read this on highdeas a few years ago. Still mind blowing.
This is easily one of the most beautiful and intellectual things I've ever read.
It was an ok read. I'd find it depressing knowing I'm the only one to ever exist.
Then again, that means you were once Hitler.
@Draven, that was mentioned. Did you not read it all?
This is called the egg that is the reason for the pic at the top
Okay well now that i read it... thats freaking impressive
How am i expected to read all of this?
@Greenchic08, it is definitely worth the read
@Richard Cypher, just realized it. I regret what i previously read.
@Greenchic08, its called reading comprehensively. Not to troll my bad. I laughed inside though
Not worth the read IMO
@Peeta Griffin, you think that because you're an idiot
@SomeGuy810, I gave my opinion. I didn't find it worth that long of a read. Sorry, I thought opinions were allowed here.
A creepypasta called "An Egg". #yourwelcome
I was expecting dickbutt.
@The Man In Noir, that sucks for you
anyone else read this in Morgan Freemans voice?
So when you fvcked that cheerleader in the ass you really shoved a dick in your butt... GAAAAAAAYY!
..... am I the only one questioning the random universe egg?
@NotCreativeName, You didn't read it fully did you?
The egg theory, my fav
This is, by far, one of the best things I've ever found on this app.
Guy who wrote this (Andy Weir) also wrote The Martian.
Credit where credit is due, this is written by Andy Wier, the same guy who wrote The Martian
This is from a book.
Why does tumblr have to highlight words. It doesn't make the story any more exciting. Anytime I see highlighted words I think they are connected and Try and figure out the secret message.
John Dillinger strikes once again! This time, the treasure, is my freaking mind!
This would make a good twilight zone episode
I've actually thought about this before... I was a very weird child.
Commenting just to Have in my records
Very creative short story. Also an interesting take on the possibility of there existing no other minds in skepticism. I like it.
Man... I wish I was that guy... :/
What the shell?
That was a great read. It was well worth it
iM BACK WHAT HAVE A MISSED I WAS GONE FOR A MONTH
That was stupid
Just got a new phone. Funny pics was better on my galaxy then on this iphone
So what is social anxiety then?
Sooooooo other me(s)... What are we all doing?
I don't want to bust anyone's balls. But Ive read this 4 times. I still don't understand. Can someone help? I'm sorry!
These kinds of things keep me up at night these kinds of thoughts
At the end of each of these mu mind feels calm and nonconcious as if I was day dreaming through a book, but remember every word I scanned through. I feel light, and "sourness" is in my eyes. I sense all, but sense none. For I am swimming in a pool of not enlightenment, but mystery. And swaying on a boat of bliss branching out from what exists.
@Lt Dubble Bubble, and then I awake because I accidently clicked the post button!
So wait. Am I one of you? Or are you all me?
What just happened?
My brain hurts