Can’t lose if you never play the game
@A Flying Panda, *hides from incoming corrections about Canada’s part in the world wars*
@A Flying Panda, and a large number of more modern-day actions. Canadians have been our military bros for a long while.
@A Flying Panda, The North beat the South, fool
@CunningLinguist, at least we were. Trump kinda put everything on hold to f the world
@AWildMagikarp, it’s like when your best friend dates a raging psycho. Makes things rough for the duration, but it always ends and they always say “damn, I don’t know what the hell I was thinking!”
Why is this meme cropped weird?
@troubled panda, how else is he going to fight back and eat the booty at the same time
@troubled panda, because you touch yourself at night.
They never choose a side until the big boys step up, so...
@Webbed Foot, Because the war is usually over oil or rights and that's stupid. Canada will lead the charge as soon as their is something worth fighting for, like maple syrup.
@Gorvo, or just being a bandwagoner. “Let’s invade France with 300000 troops” “ya I’ll give you 20000”
@Webbed Foot, not trying to start a fight but Canada was apart of ww2 before the states were
It's not that they have a strong army. Everyone just gets distracted by the maple syrup and hockey games.
Funny what happens when you ally with America
@Jeremy Williams, South Vietnam would like word with you.
@AlwaysDownvotesAnime, still ain't controlled by the north, hombre
@Jeremy Williams, Which is correct. All they did was unify and are still a communist run country ever since the North won.
@Jeremy Williams, except the war of 1812, where they beat America
@AlwaysDownvotesAnime, wasn't really our war anyway. And we only lost because we left.
@Robenstein, that is objectively false. England didnt win, despite the US having only a few thousand men and a handful of ships.
@Jeremy Williams, Sounds like a loss and abandoning your ally to me.
@AlwaysDownvotesAnime, just like the Kurds. Biggest lesson from history, dont trust the US of A
@AlwaysDownvotesAnime, sounds like a war against an enemy that wouldn't fight by the established rules of warfare. We did our part.
@Jeremy Williams, Sounds like a war against an enemy that had to fight uncoventionally against a military force they knew the could not fight up against head on. They adapted and changed tactics to win. And they did indeed win.
As I recall during the Revolutionary War did the soon to be US fight the British head on in what was customary at the time? No, they used hit and run tactics against a much powerful opponent which evened the odds in their favor, just like the NVA and Viet Kong did against the US. They didn't cheat, they adapted and won. Which is unfortunate because commies are shït.
French and Indian war, war of 1812, World War I, World War II, Korea, Vietnam, desert storm, Afghanistan, Bosnia, Kosovo… And that’s just off the top of my head
With a population that's almost 10x less then the US population I think Canada does fine for it's army.
Lmao wtf is this meme
If no one had a military than there wouldn’t be any war
@benderama, if only that were true.
I wonder if you will ever figure out it’s people who are bad, not guns or militaries or any of the tools of violence.
Just look up Leo Major
That butt sniff tho