Hmm do the puppies come with the guns or are they sold seperately. Better yet, the puppies GET the guns?
@The Very Visible Man, puppy for the kids
@The Very Visible Man, or even better, it's like one of the hidden weapons. It could be a pistol in the shadow if a puppy plushie!
@The Very Visible Man, how do you know the weapons are swords and knives and the puppies aren't awesome ninja puppies that get the weapons
@Fox News , *aren't swords and knives
Wait do they have weaponized puppies
@solomon gruesday, I'll take 10
I'll take the M1 Retriever
@Butt Muffin, I'd bring you. And then buy myself a cute puppy... and then maybe an AK47. I think I'll get a beagle...
@The Milky Man, is it a beagle desert eagle
@The Milky Man, maybe a Labrador repeater
Story time. When I was in the sixth grade, I did a project on the desensitization of society towards violence. As part of my presentation, I had to have pictures related to the topic. One of my prospective pictures was a cat holding a miniature sniper rifle, aiming it out a window. As I am looking at this picture my math teacher walks by and sees this an immediately starts ranting about using the computers to look at inappropriate pictures. I tried to explain that it was for a project, but she didn't believe me. She sent me to the principles office with a referral that read,"viewing inappropriate images in class." Needless to say, the entire school thought I was looking at porn and no girl would even talk to me. After that I developed social anxiety and couldn't hardly talk to anyone of the opposite sex. This lasted all the way up until my freshman year, when I joined the football team and got a huge boost in self esteem. Moral of the story: Your life isn't over because of one mistake.
@KermitSmash, *and immediately starts ranting
@KermitSmash, Ah, public school. They always have the strangest teachers. I got in trouble once because a kid kicked me. He of course, didn't get in any trouble.
I've actually been here. It's an art gallery in Israel. Funny shjt
Reminds of primus
26 July 2014 #26July2014
That would be perfect when men shop with women their is something for both of them
Plot twist: the puppies are the weapons. You buy one for your enemies and they start with small stuff like pooping on the floor and nipping at people then move on to bigger stuff like murdering their families
PLOT TWIST, they're one and the same thing.
My two favorite things in the world!
I'll take a pug panzer tank
Shut up and take my money.
My two favorite things!
@Your Racist Grandma, I thought it was superiority over other races and segregation?
Hey, they do say they are "The Best". Sounds legit to me.
Just because you bought them together doesn't mean they'll be used together.
Plot twist: the weapons are the puppies
I'll take twenty of each plz, ooooh and a beef stick.
I bet there are a lot of accidents in that store... *cries softly*