Be the puck
Stop making stupid people famous
@Klemon61, honestly the first thing I thought when I saw this.
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When Australians try to play hockey
Now is that technically high sticking?
@Captain Anderson, idk looks like icing to me
@Captain Anderson, As long as you don't hit someone in the face or touch the puck above your head, you can do whatever you want with your stick. In that present moment his chances of hitting a face are low and the refs use the top crossbar of the net for determining a highstick on a flying puck, so nope no high sticking. I wish it was October already so I can watch my Blue Jackets
Soooo, Is it an invitation to enter da booty, or am I kissing something?
Polish hockey is weird.
That's not even close to what it means when they say, "he's standing on his head!"
@JDPhi, for those unfamiliar, that's hockey talk for a goalie making great saves and having an exceptional game
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