I think I'm in love with the girl getting tickled
@Not a stoner, Mmm, short haired girls.
@Not a stoner, *ejaculates uncontrollably*
@Not a stoner, did she tickle your fancy
@Not a stoner, hopefully it's not illegal to charge your watch in Maine
@Not a stoner, you're not the only one.
@Unkle77, well played
The California one is for the skater bmx punks who ride and skate in peoples drained pools
@waffen ss, oh ok that makes more sense. The picture was misleading
@waffen ss, It makes me sad because riding in drained pools was one of the ways skateboarding evolved from just riding into the skate-park and street styles we know today
The reason for the ice cream one is that long ago people would put sweet things in their pocket to get other peoples horses to follow them and basically steal the horses
*Tries to ride bike through swimming pool*
@Subway Worker, You Don't Go Through The Swimming Pool You Are The Swimming Pool.
@Subway Worker,mythbusters tested it. Its unpractical
Fvck the Police *puts ice cream in back pocket.*
In the Florida Keys, it is illegal to row a boat down the street when the street isn't flooded.
@natcat, In Florida it is also against the law to have sex with a porcupine...wonder why they had to make that law...
In California, it is illegal to eat an orange in the bathtub.
Instructions not clear enough. Stole violin using paper bag, got away by distracting a woman by tickling her chin with feather duster, stopped by DQ for an ice cream cone, put it in back pocket so I could ride my bike across the river... Got arrested then escaped because they were too busy fighting over jurisdiction..
What if you only have an ice cream cone in your back pocket, SOMETIMES
@gurton buster, thank you
@gurton buster, that was bothering me
Where do they get these pictures?
And finally, on an island somewhere, police, upon finding a corpse, must ask it if it is dead three times before treating it like a corpse.
In a state which I can't remember, it is illegal to interrupt the Grasshopper Control Convention for any reason while they meet.
@natcat, Me: "GUYS!!!! The convention hall is in fire!!!"
2 hours later...
Police: "we dont care if you were trying to save lives. Its against the law mother fvcker!!"
Asians don't always eat dogs so this doesn't make sense
@Trolling Baby, and here we thought you had changed
@18bluecat, *loads shotgun* we'll we got to change him then. And by that I mean in state of living.
@18bluecat, the one we liked was TROILING Baby
@Master Alucard, A shotgun? Really? Just blast your hand through his chest. Better yet, just blast with a bullet from the Jackal.
@Icarus Haile, ha. Ironic, I was the first one to point that out and here I didn't bother checking
@GreatWhiteBrow, if you don't want that to happen to you, you best not be telling me what to do. I'm Crimson Fvcker!!! I do what I want.
@Master Alucard, Dammit. I forgot this. By the way, thank you for (SPOILER ALERT) taking out Father Alexander for us.
@GreatWhiteBrow, It had to be done. (Spoiler Alert) The nail turned him into a monster of god. It was my greatest sorrow to kill such a worthy opponent. We were meant to battle until the end of time.
@Master Alucard, We're all very grateful.
@Trolling Baby, I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed
@Trolling Baby, everyone that isn't me.
@TroIling Baby, the guy above me is the nice guy!!!!
@Trolling Baby, He-he's back...
@Trolling Baby, Thank god you're back, not enough good trolls on this app anymore. I loved the reactions you and Voldemort always got, so amusing.
I would love to have seen the one where you could bring a shotgun to church on a Sunday.
Fellow Inmate: Why are you in here?
I had no place to put my ice cream cone, because my hands were full. So I put it in my back pocket. A police officer showed up out of nowhere and pointed a gun at me. He told me to take the cone out of my pocket slowly. Now I am going to be here for ten years.
Fellow Inmate: ...
This is ridiculous, they're just making these up now
I want to break all these laws
Hmn, I actually have broken one of these
Adds to bucket list
10 May 2014 #10May2014
California will not be the location of late for meeting 3
Good thing i don't live in any of those states cause i do all of these on a regular basis
Walks down the street in Utah carrying a viola in a bag
I carry ice cream in my back pocket cause fvck the police
Fvck tha po lees
So Otto Rocket could've gone to jail?
... Why do these laws exist?
@Insert name there, I'm going to have to assume they are referencing legal precedent as opposed to actual written law. As least I hope so...