Golden Showers Trump regular showers.
@The Tower Of Pimps, That's what Russia said. ;)
@SCBeauty, they really know what's on each other's minds..
@The Tower Of Pimps, No, it's literally what Russia said. Look at the dossier.
@SCBeauty, "I know" - Han Solo
@SCBeauty, I told you the belly button was just one of my fetishes.
@Donald Trump, I have a belly button.
@SCBeauty, what a coincidence, I have a fetish.
@Donald Trump, It's a good belly button. It's the very best belly button.
@SCBeauty, ffs, 83. Stop that.
@Donald Trump, Believe me, it's just fantastic.
@SCBeauty, I want to believe, but it's like listening to myself, and when do I ever sound believable?
@Donald Trump, I mean, almost never. But the proof is in the pictures, hombre.
@SCBeauty, I guess I missed them.
@Donald Trump, I can tell you where to look. 😁
@SCBeauty, bad hombres?
@The Tower Of Pimps, Some of them, I guess. 🙄
@SCBeauty, really wish we could PM on here lol
"Maybe if we make the runway really slippery and wet he'll crash!"
"They'll never go for it"
"Don't worry, I have that covered"
@TheWhiteWolf, no no no that's peepee and he likes it being showered on him.
Sponsored by R. Kelly.
i thought they were using flint Michigan water.
@tonsOFfun202, that'd be attempted assassination.
Na that's just a couple of transformers peeing on it
It's just liquified gold
Water? I wouldn't be so sure...
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Trump wouldn't pay a thousand pounds for lentil on this face or something like that
@Unkle77, a thousand pound chick's pee on his face?! Man, our president-elect has some weird fetishes.
Remember to shake, but no more than twice or you're playing with it.
Even the jet gets spray tanned
It matches his bedroom
That wasn't even following suit. Your pun was just piss in the wind
pee-ple must have lined up to help make this a reality .
Waste of water
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're just pissing on him.
It was a piss-poor salute at that
Well that's just plane awesome