Satan Claus is coming to town...
@Screw YOLO, what's left of it at least
@Screw YOLO, Would you like some butter with your Santa? The retoast will be here in a minute...
You better not pout, you better not cry
Fire Santa's coming and you're going to die
@Devils Avocado, I'm upvoting because the creativity was great. A+
Now I am become death
@awkrap, ten points for any Millenials who know what that's from
"Wait, you addressed your Christmas letter to Santa, right?"
"Yes, of course!"
That's when you know Christmas is over.
Rudolph got drunk and crashed the sleigh into a fuel truck
Moulded by it...
They told me not to leave the fireplace on..I should've listened