You gotta just head out
That is grody my dude.
@Lord Manbearpig, coming from a guy with your user name? Priceless
@Lord Manbearpig, who wears a condom before eating dinner. I as well put it on in the middle...of date night. 🤔🤫
Reduce Reuse Recycle
@dj evolve fan club, those dino kids probably didn’t have that in mind
@dj evolve fan club, ¡NO!
@dj evolve fan club, that’s a weird way of saying “get married”
Well here’s hoping the last guy didn’t have anything
I once put my dick in this chick that had a tampon in... awkward as fvck! I kept on going
@seeUpee, of course you did! I’m surprised you didn’t pull it out
@megamanx181x, why would I do that? The tighter the better!!!
@seeUpee, you fiend!
“There’s more where that came from.”
I think there are female condoms too
@Catman649, you are correct
ERECTIN A DISPENSER
They are chewy like bubble gum...once you lick off all the mayonnaise.
1. Female condoms
2. Anti rape condoms
3. Someone lost one up there? (if that's even possible)
So that's where condoms come from
I went in with one and came out without never the other way around
@bobbylupo, and I keep doing the opposite. We must like the same kind of ladies around the same times.
I guess he became a man and grew one
@AussiePatrick, or she’s got some skills down there
Aw she put one in ahead of time
Generic 'he grew his condom at the right time'. Wonder if that meme died... Oh well.