It's dangerous out there; take this.
My friend has this knife. It fixed his marriage.
@roguedawg279, can it make my dad come back?
@Kangaroo Jacked, no, but it can build a new one
@Kangaroo Jacked, if he was alive, it would make him disappear.
@roguedawg279, I think I've looked at the price before. Let's just say spending that much on a pocket knife (a badass one at that) would end a marriage.
Any things a dildo if your brave enough
@killerpuppy, That's not a dildo, it's Inspector Gadget's penis
@killerpuppy, oh god.....
I showed this to the President, he used it to fix the economy
This is actually the Swiss Army knife company's model that they show what knives can come with and you can choose a custom knife.
As a Boy Scout, this would please me, except that it's not very, oh I don't know, "compact"
Sugar free gummy bears still has the best reviews I have ever seen
The last one is my fav
I'm aroused by that swiss army knife. Five stars
Damn metric hex keys
Perfect for anyone who needs to spend $400 on a "knife" that weighs almost 2lbs. And has 141 functions
My first upload! I would like to thank my parents for spawning me, my wife for not being proud of me for wasting my time, and Jesus for creating this knife from thin dust.
Originally about $1k at Hammacher Schlemmer
I heard that this knife can cut steel beams.
@Gridiron, but can they melt them?