Directions not clear enough. D!ck stuck in a crossbow and my finger is pregnant.
@Jasonwithay, couldn't have been more successful
@Jasonwithay, just don't pull the trigger for your future kid's sake
@Jasonwithay, Well then.
@Jasonwithay, was Mickey Mouse involved?
@Jasonwithay, shut up jayson
*obligatory comment about quick escalation*
Really, I sent this in, but the whole strip. There's about seven of them. They accepted the single one but not all of them?
@The Medal Man, the did the whole strip a WHILE back it was pretty funny
@The Medal Man, you submitted retoast. But at least it's funny retoast.
Well that escalated quickly
@Reamus Lupin, hello fellow DADA professor, how's the lycanthropy treating you?
If you remember this a retoast
@Elitedragoon, ...then you are FABULOUS
I can honestly say i did not see that plot twist coming
I love how you can see the vigor in which he is sucking off his finger in the arch of his eyebrows
*waits for cumslurper69 to comment*
How do you miss someone's knee from that range?
These....I thoroughly enjoy these!
Directions completely clear, I now have a fully functional washing machine
Call it that trigger finger
Boy, that elevat.... damn...
I saw that coming a mile away, depending on the direction of the wind, of course.
Instructions not clear enough , shot self
Well he sure bolted into action
Almost as bad as surprise subtext