Great way to scare the new guy
@Garfieldisfunny, By the way, Tom... *claps* we have ghosts
@Garfieldisfunny, they should also invent a self cleaning white board.
@DrBubbles77, that's great hahaha
@meNoP, II t wouldn't be hard either. Just have a brush the size of the height of the board and put it on a track to go from left to right.
That's creepy as hell
@wicketman2007, and the first step to Skynet
Does it work if people are sitting in it?
First the office then the world whahaha
How lazy was that guy who came up with this concept?
@SupermanPrime, there is a point where maximum laziness can lead to anything that will make you able to be lazy.
@SupermanPrime, this sounds like a Jim Gaffigan joke
So do NOT clap when people are still seated in chairs or it will squish them into the table
Stick to cars Nissan
@A Studly Muffin, there not even good at those though. Where I work, I see at least 3 Nissan per week that need transmission. Don't buy Mexico built vehicles
Makes a female version: SCREEEEEECH
"Incoming! Everyone hide!"
Let's all stand up and give our presenter a round of applause. Oh no. Make it stop! STOP!
They just put the chairs in too of roombas....
Yes because pushing a chair in is so hard
Why are we not fund – wait
ThE aLl NeW aSsMaStEr 69000!!!
@Gamzee M, gEt It? AsS? cHaIrS aRe FoR aSsEs? Ok...
@Gamzee M, Can you see that shift button? Yeah, that shouldn't be pressed unless you're at the start of a sentence or when using a proper noun
@Johnny B Goode, I hAvE a HuGe KiNk FoR pEoPlE wHo InSuLt My TyPiNg HeLl YeS
I can just picture it malfunctioning and smashing someone into the table
This... might be a waste of advanced technology
The future WALL-E predicted for us is one step closer to becoming true...
I like how in that last one the chair gets a little confused and has to find its spot
It was all good until the black and white CCTV footage. You could have a unicorn running through a beautiful meadow. If it's filmed in black and white with CCTV quality it always looks like it's a horror film and someone's about to die.
Applause for excellent presentation, break ribs and suffocate
what if they achieve something and everyone claps
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Anyone want to run in on a meeting and clap?
Meanwhile in America we invented spaghetti hot dogs
*gets cut in half by table*
So they attached a chair to a Roomba?