Back in college we had serial masturbator. He was some homeless dude who would sneak into buildings and beat off. I found out about it because I once saw him run past me, Johnson in hand, being chased by like 4 overweight campus security officers
@Lord Cthulhu, What a legend
@Lord Cthulhu, Taco Bell: Live Más
"mmmm, captain crush"
@Lord Cthulhu, I remember you! Man that was a crazy time. Did you know I almost managed to get out of the building before they finally pinned me. Knew i shouldve put on another coat of grease before that run.
Kids kids I know you all mustve heard by now but theres been a racist incident on campus. Apparently a WHIIIIITE student didnt check their privledge to a person of color. The POC is in counseling as we speak. The white devil that committed such a unspeakable offense is in the process of being hunted and flayed alive. Please lets have a moment of silence to check our white privledge. If you are a POC please line up to allow the white students to lick your boots.
@CocoasBro, oh, so now you think you're good enough to lick their boots? privileged much? ugh, you disgust me.
@Swagnamite, Im so unworthy I can never atone for the sins my great great great great great grandparents might have commited.
@CocoasBro, as long as you understand that you are literal human garbage underneath their feet, that makes you a tolerable white person at least.
@Swagnamite, Does that mean I might be able to sit and eat at the table instead of out of the doggy bowl?
@CocoasBro, don't push your luck
@CocoasBro, they let you have a doggy bowl?! … I can’t even get one and I’m an outside dog
"Oh I shout n**** ONE TIME at the new kid and all of a sudden I'm 'The Racist One.'"
"They weren't 'the new kid,' they were another student's four-year old daughter being walked to the daycare, and you shouted it 8 times in succession then pulled a noose out of your backpack."
"THE NOOSE WAS JUST A JOKE"
“… and all the kids know it’s fake and who was responsible.”
I don't get it.
Plot twist: You're a witness and they know you have to testify in court.
The usuals suspect