Whale what'd ya know that.... A tumblr user explains why we need to save the whales.
@Youngamazin08, sir, please put that away
@Youngamazin08, thanks man.
But whales aren't fat, they're just naturally big. We on the otherhand have no excuse.
@FritoCarlis, I think it meant fat percentage
@FritoCarlis, that girl I turned down for a date said she was just naturally big...
@FritoCarlis, a foot of blubber!
Whales aren't fat, they're just big boned
Or being destroyed by an alien probe, like in Star Trek 4. Just throwing it out there.
It's mostly water weight
You know whales really really stink and every so often one gets beached and people come and blow it up with dynamite. If you don't believe check out YouTube.
Thanks to yo mama we're already one step closer *snaps fingers*
next on the list, elephants