When you bring an umbrella to a gun fight
It would he useful as a get away device. Boom! Umbrella bitch!
@Reply if you dare, This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted an umbrella gun.
@Reply if you dare, And then, while they are dazed, impale them with the pole.
@Reply if you dare, umbridge or umbritch?
Umbrella!! I choose you!!
@Deth, *uses rain dance*
@a shiny haunter, I'd always choose you shiny haunter
And if I ever try to trade you away, it's not because I don't love you anymore; it's just better for both of us, and know that I'll always want you back
@zognot, you remind me of James from team rocket in the sense that you an incredible respect for pokemon. You have a spare pokéball?
This is very satisfying
@Todamnfunny, i would have been happy with it mearly launching of the end but when it opened on the ground, i lolled
Happy potter: umbreliamus!
A metaphor for my sex life.
When you did the homework and still fail the quiz
This is how Mary Poppins commits suicide
Someone got penguin's umbrella by mistake
Still has better aim than a storm trooper
This is what happens when you try to open a umbrella when its not raining but to give it to your ginger friend
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's flies off
So are you gonna see a doctor or...?
Kingsman blooper reel.
Yer a wizard