I knew he was a cactus! I just knew it!
@NoMoreGoodNames, That lying bastard!
I knew it! *perfects homemade ebola vaccine, erects anti-cactus defense network*
I knew it!
@Prof Peeps, *perfects homemade ebola vaccine, erects anti-cactus defense network*
There always was something off about him...
I knew Obama was the devil
@ShadowDragon, no im the devil, but hes a close second
@ShadowDragon, according to the internet he is not the devil, but in fact, a cactus.
Of course he's a cactus. He's a prick.
Don't forget he's also a lizardman
Haha... Illuminati confirmed O_O
... Obama is a cactus.
Right under my nose...
Yes but can Obama melt steel beams?
Well that explains why he burst into my room last night and stuck a wet Q-tip into my butthole…
Why? The better question How?
All very true things
Many things a world leader. Not in the slightest