This post gave me cancer.
@Average Canadian, sorry mate that was me :/
@Average Canadian, is there a reason stuckpixel even thinks it is ok for us to read these. I know some posts we grow to like after initially hating them but the stupidity of jaden i will never ever like. So I'm probably going to be diagnosed with cancer many times from now on.
@Average Canadian, *This Post Gave Me Cancer
The stupid...it burns!
@Friendzone, My favorite tweet is the one about newborn babies because he's wrong no matter how you look at it. One definition of intelligence is the measure of the scope of one's knowledge, while another is the ability to absorb and retain new knowledge. Assuming Jaden subscribes to the former definition, then newborn babies are probably among the least intelligent beings on Earth. If he subscribes to the latter definition, then he would be right about newborns being highly intelligent considering they absorb new information at an incredibly fast rate; however, the newborns' ability to speak has nothing to do with their ability to absorb new information. If their brains had developed enough to the point at which a newborn could speak, then their absorbing of new information would have slowed significantly, so if anything if a newborn could speak it would be far less intelligent than the average newborn (that is, assuming we still subscribe to the latter definition of intelligence).
@Fear The Norquist, The moral of this incredibly long post is that Jaden Smith has the intelligence of a brick.
WHY ARE YOU CAPITALIZING EVERY WORD IN YOUR SENTENCES???
@SaddestFaceEver, why are you
@BillNyeTheRussianSpy, Why Are You**
HE SPELLED DOES WRONG!!! GAAAAAA
I... I don't understand. He must be too deep for me to comprehend.
The book one is actually pretty good...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M SORRY
@SpicyCurry, the answer to his question... Is "who the hell cares?"
I feel like will smith was the Xbox 360 and Jayden is the much less liked Xbox one.
@unknown Identity, Whoa whoa, don't put the Xbox One THAT low. Jayden Smith is the worst kind of comparison. Inanimate objects don't deserve that cruelty.
@Norple, true. I'm so sorry xbox.
@unknown Identity, it's been said before, but a much better comparison is google and Google plus
@unknown Identity, The Xbox one is great, stick with Jayden being Google plus.
@unknown Identity, more like will still is Google and Jayden is Google+
Some of these are actually inspirational, like the "rules" one and the "wanna be when I'm older" one. Most are dumb.
How Has No One Assassinated Him Yet?
@WittyGinger, because that would make will smith sad and even though Jayden is a little twat we don't want make will smith sad
@WittyGinger, It's Cuz He Makes The First Letter Of Every Word Capital
Anyone else want to slap him across his stupid face?
whats really disturbing is the amount of favorites and retweets his posts got...
My hit list just got a little bit bigger...
I PROPOSE THAT IT BE LEGAL TO PUNCH STUPID PEOPLE... And I shall start with Jaden Smith
Some of these weren't terrible, just worded poorly
Why the hell is ever word capitalized
Actually the eighth one isnt so bad. Happy counting!
I actually like the book store one *withers away and dies*
27 January 2014
So so deep
"Education is rebellion" probably why he's so stupid
Quick, kill it before it breeds
The book store one makes sense
Maybe if you didn't hate school so much you would know not to start every word with a capital
The one about the books is a legit question
If you hadn't noticed, the people favoriting/retweeting him are the same damn people.
This is why nobody likes this kid, this and you know, also cuz he sucks.
I'm sorry Will Smith, but your son is borderline full retard.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
This post literally crashed my app..
I'm smarter than Newton. I don't have to obey his rules! *jumps and floats away*
Should we be paying more, or less for menstruating prostitutes?
Am i the only one bothered by the fact that every word in his sentences are capitalized?
He has got to be doing this on purpose. I mean, nobody can be this stupid. Right? Right?!
But why capitalize each word
The only movie he is good in is "The Persuit of Happiness"
Well, actually most trees ARE blue. The reason we see leaves as green is because leaves can absorb every color except green, which means green is reflected off the leaf and wha-la, green! But, yeah, all his other posts are stupid.
But Jaden, are feet shoes?
Where's spiderman in a hospital when you need him?
Why Do People Capitalize Every First Letter Of Every Word? This Is Really Annoying To Type.
He hit his acting pinochle at the age of 4 with pursuit of happyness
Why Does He Compose Tweets Like This I Mean Really Come On
i liked the one about "what am i right now"...
That's his smart face.
I feel assassins should be hired to slap these people that retweeted his posts
But honestly guys, this is a serious question. How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
The bookstore tweet is actually the best one.
Maybe its just that he's on another plane of thinking. Maybe he's just smarter than the rest of us. Maybe he's right about all this stuff... NAAH he's just stupid!
What hanging around Justin Bieber can do to you...it's heartbreaking.
Either he really fvckin high all the time, or he's really fvckin stupid..
The Great And Powerful Trixie Wishes You Don't Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word
Why does he capitalize the start of every word? I thought he was listing really dumb songs.
aaaand I lost a few IQ points reading this post
Dude... You're so deep, like, I can't even see you, man.
Stop. Capitalizing Every Word Dumb As$
He is the black jb
maybe.. the capitalization on every word actually spell out a secret code... or maybe hes a dumbass either way its stupid so
If he would've actually went to school he'd know not to capitalize every word in each sentence
Owwwww, my faith in the youths of today.
BUT WHO WAS MIRRORS??
Ahh!!! Why Every Word Capitalized!!!
Why Does Every Word Begin With A Capital Letter?
Hard to think about the future when he lives off his dads money.
@cuddleslut, well put cuddleslut
How Can Will Smith Produce Such A Terrible Abomination ?
Jada and Will, what have you done?!
These are just...wut.