What about inserting regular coins?
@I shjt you not, Do they take credit cards?
@Gerggle, as money is the best aphrodisiac, technically yes
@I shjt you not, or inserting other things... *wink*
@skyrocket622, like my tax return? or maybe a briefcase full of IOUs?
@Gerggle, there is a crevice for it...... Too far? 😞
@I shjt you not, I think they collect pound coins in a pint glass
@Gerggle, no, but Apple Pay works
@Night Shift Patrol, You sir deserve top comment. *hands over top comment spot*
@Gerggle, yea, they even come with a slot for it
@I shjt you not, I'm pretty sure if you tried inserting regular coins into a woman she'd just beat the shjt out of you and file a restraining order.
@Gerggle, credit cards work if able to pick the store.
@Gerggle, of course I take credit cards
@I shjt you not, I've got a gift card though
Well whomever wrote this has never been in a meaningful relationship. As sex is not what makes a relationship.
@Bellith, true, but that's basically what people who believe in the friendzone expect
@The Manwhore, not entirely
@Bellith, I wish I read your comment before I posted mine
@arealwerewolf, of course, no single group of people think entirely the same way, I'm just poing out that there are a lot of people who do believe that good deeds can be used as currency for sex without realizing that this would make anyone who traded sex in exchange for a favor into a prostitute and that sh!t is my job
@Bellith, good to know not everyone is a dumbass around here. Good job sir.
@Bellith, But it is kind of important to be intimate with your partner
@niffler, Of course it is, but sex should come after the relationship is built. If sex is something that happens right away, then it isn't really worth much. Not even kindness coins.
Why does the friend zone revolve around sex and not a meaningful relationship? I had a meaningful relationship with my wife for 3 years before we got married. We didn't have sex until we were dating for 2 years.
What if I told I'm not in it for the sex, but for the emotional relationship.
@Scooterpie, so you mean...friendship.
Ooooooooooo he went there!
Gonna need a senzu for that one.
What if I told you that most guys aren't talking about sex but are upset at losing a meaningful relationship?... I strongly dislike pictures like this. Not all guys just want sex.
@I cut your face, What if I told you thatyou can have a meaningful relationship without it being a romantic one.
@niffler, mind blown lol
Guys, the sex/relationship argument is moot. The fact is that friendship is not a consolation prize and unrequited love (which is what grown-ups call it) is not the fault of the person (female or male) who doesn't want more.
Who said I wanted sex?
@BRAZZERS, *insert skeptical face*
@BRAZZERS, Your name said it.
What if I told you that whoever said this is a douche white knight.
In my opinion, the friendzone isn't real. If you want an emotional connection with no sex, that's called friendship. If you want an emotional connection and sex but they don't want the sex part, that's unrequited love. If the person of your affection is stringing you on and not being honest, that's manipulation and taking advantage, not friendship. Both men and women can manipulate and take advantage. But not wanting to turn a friendship to a relationship is no one's fault and something people need to get over. People don't owe other people a relationship just because they're nice to them.
@Skitty2901, I try to be nice to everybody, guys and girls. Be nice just for the sake of just being nice to other people. But being nice in an attempt to gain something from others is manipulation in itself.
I agree with the friendzone not really being real. It's a whiny standpoint and that attitude is problem why your in "the friendzond" in the first place. That being said I have had a instance where a girl straight up friendzond me. We were drunk, I kissed her, she reciprocated the kiss but right after said "your a good friend" and I laughed and I said she was too. Which told me that she wasn't interested in a relationship which was perfectly okay. Um. I don't really know what my point is.. I guess the "friendzone" only exists if you allow it to.
@Titaintium, exactly. I do my best to be kind to everyone, "treat others the way you would like to be treated". I just get so irritated when people complain they've been good to someone they're attracted to but that someone doesn't want to take their relationship to the next level. Sure, having unrequited feelings suck- but that doesn't turn the other person into some mean jerk who owes you a relationship. They're an ass if they've told you they want to be with you and they love you, then do complete opposite with their actions- but that isn't the friendzone, that's manipulation and sometimes abuse. It's unhealthy and people should get out of that scenario.
@Skitty2901, I agree 100%
But I think people keep themselfs "friend zoned" for the same reason people stay in unhealthy relationships. They're afraid of change. And I don't mean consciously afraid of the situation changing. But subconsciously. People get used to the situation they're in and while it may not be optimal, they've adapted to that lifestyle and changing it seems like a scary and stressful thing. People think " I want more from our relationship, but I don't want to lose a friend or make it weird" so they stay complacent in the "friendzone" while people in bad relationships feel like " I like this person and I've know them for x amount of time and even though they don't treat me right, at least it's someone and maybe they will get better" so people stay in bad situations because it's what they're used to. It's like Stockholm syndrom, except people are hostage to their own fears and emotions. At least that's what I kind of think about it. Sorry for the long post.
@Titaintium, I agree
I don't think just being nice to someone implies that you are lawfully supposed to date them but come on I take you to nice places and talk to you every day and night and you still go back to your ex who cheated on you that's my thing about being friend zoned but whatever
@child lover, it's because a lot women are stupid, in all honesty. If the girl you like would take the cheater over somebody who treats them well, you can rest assured that she wasn't worth the time. Because she would probably have cheated on you with said ex
@Welcommatt, I know a lot of guys who take back cheating female exes even when they have female friends who treat them right. Is everyone just stupid then?
@Skitty2901, Apparently so
@child lover, then I'd advise u to drop that person like a hot tamale.
Thank you whoever posted this. And thank you commenters who ruined the point of this.
I think some people need a lesson about Agape and Eros.
Agape: Unconditional love, love with no strings attached.
Eros: Lust, passion and live that is over as quickly as it began.
I knew sunday school would be useful one day!
Exactly! I've been suggesting rape as a friend zone cure since the 1980's
@I Are Lebo, be honest with yourselves, even if you can't be honest with her.
@I Are Lebo, for all those complaining that they just want an emotional relationship, that's called 'friendship'. You aren't in the friendzone, you're just friends.
Nobody who is bïtching about being stuck in the friendzone is doing so because their crush doesn't want to hug them enough. Sex may not be their first step goal, but it is one of their main goals.
@I Are Lebo, for me and everyone I know the "friendzone" is just being friends
@I Are Lebo, True, but this directly implies that people complaining about being in the friendzone just want sex. Doesn't mean it's not an unhealthy outlook, it's just more complex than carnal urges.
@I Are Lebo, in both cases, honesty is key.
@SimonPetrikov, true. But the friendzone is a simple concept. It exists in two forms.
1. Two people are friends. One (or both) desire to turn the platonic friendship into a romantic relationship, but resist the urge to express this desire to the other, for a variety of reasons (anxiety, fear of rejection, fear of ending the friendship, poor self esteem, etc)
2. Two people are friends. One is romantically inclined towards the other (either physical attraction and/or emotional connection). However, the other person does not share this feeling and therefore has no interest in a romantic relationship.
I think I just won "spot the feminist"
Prob gonna get buried but imma attempt to actually explain this friend zone. I was best friends with this girl for my whole life. I develiped really strong feelings for her. I manned up and told her answer was she liked me, but wanted to keep our friendship intact and refused to take our relationship further because even tho she liked me she liked our friendship. Now she has a boyfriend and im over her happily dating someone else. But do u know how i was told about her boyfriend? "Omg Shrooker your going to love him hes EXACTLY like u. He even looks a lot like u!" I swear on all that is shrooker that this is 100% true. Could u imagine if i still had feelings for her? Thay wouldve killed me on the inside. THAT is the friendzone, not some "wah why font u like me im nice!" Phase that nay sayers seem to believe it is. Its real i promise. You can just choose to not bother with those that bluntly put u in there.
I'd say I put in 100 kindness coins and no sex happens. Then a guy puts in one asshole coin and bangs here for six months.
I'm not really interested in sex, but a relationship with which gentle love for another person is what I want
Bitches are savage. These hoes ain't loyal. #FTB
@nmfblax, are you quoting the Chris brown song "hoes ain't loyal"? His hoes aren't loyal because he keeps punching them in the face
What if I told u the real friend zone is when a girl or guy tells you they like you but don't want to risk the friendship?
"Until sex falls out"
Women apparently don't get the friendzone. Guys aren't always expecting sex. Friendzone refers to a guy that wants a relationship.
Well I mean I spent 3 years with this girl and she knew I really liked her then when her boyfriend broke up her her I comforted her and I thought we were going out until she got a new boyfriend and said I was a really good friend to her and she wished she could meet nice guys like me.
What of I told you I overheard two girls talking about who they were going to friendzone? (Fvcking b!tches)
What's with the antifeminism.. Cut it out.. Keep up with the funnies
@Donalds balls, I agree. As much as I could debate about this topic. I also laughed and found it quote fumny.
Why does it have to be about sex? Why do girls assume that all guys want out of girls is sex?
That idea is as sexist as the idea that women are objects, because to you, now all men are base animals.
These pics really rustle my jimmies...
I think if you're a woman and you have a man doing boyfriend like things you should say you aren't into him like that and let the poor bastard out of his misery. I think the friend zone is just that misunderstanding and why guys get so upset about it.
I disagree. Jk
What if I told you guys can freindzone. And this post is false because it's totally a thing.
What if I told you I feel the opposite of this meme.
Are you sure about this one? Cuz I'm still not convinced.