Family Size Eminems
Vanilla Ice Cream
No Chance for the Wrapper
Sean Fluffy Combs
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, if I could upvote twice, I would
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, you forgot the best name
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, Lay Z is the best because it's two jokes- lays like the chips and lazy
@chewbaca on squirrel, it could just be whale for Wale or however you spell his name (wall-a)
Tyler the Masticator
@Mcfrogmac, *starting beat * ttwwwwooooo cchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnzz
@Poser Pete, I wear XXXL shirts and I am nowhere near as large as this man
Needs to see a Dr. Dre
Ice Cubes are not part of his diet
Together they form
Diabetics with attitude. I hear they're making their new hit single, Straight outta McDonalds right now.
@Supermike, 50 cent wings
@Supermike, Tyler the cre-eater
@Captain Magma, Snoop whale OMG
@Captain Magma, Upvoting just for Snoop whale
DR WEIGH, EMINEMS (like plural), LAY Z, THICKY MINAJ, MACHINE GUN BELLY, JOEY FATA$$, THICK HOMIE QUAN, FATTY WOP, WIDELEFT JEAN, TYLER THE CLEANPLATER
More chins than a Chinese phone book
Fat Albert has really gone downhill.
Big Sean lol
C Struggs... What? I know who he is.
Hey, look at the poor guy, he must be exhausted! You can't expect him to speak words that make sense.
...wait, this is lyrics from a rap song, right?
Kanye west east north and south
Jonny two shoes
About time someone has some proper trigger discipline
Big Pun. Not because he's talented like the actual rapper Big Pun but because his big and inspires puns.